I like number 10 the best.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, savethewave sent to me...
Twelve Shaggs drumming
Eleven ropes piping
Ten creeps a-ranting
Nine bees dancing
Eight weirdos a-drawing
Seven books a-writing
Six dogs a-djing
Five ba-a-a-ad movies
Four urban legends
Three comic books
Two James Burkes
...and a sarcasm in a Stan Lee.