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[savethewave]

I always see "simply the best."

Just once, I would like something to be superlative, but really hard to grasp, full of hard-to-understand formulae, pie charts, and bar graphs on the verge of incomprehensibility. Here's what I want to see on my next pizza box:

"Complicatedly, the best."

Comments

[summerseabreeze]

If there has been one death involved in making that pizza, then it's the best.

[savethewave]

Well, if you get a meat topping, you know that at least ONE death was involved!

[summerseabreeze]

Mmmmm, one "fight to the death" pizza please!

[savethewave]

We know at least one animal lost the death-match for that sausage pizza.

[summerseabreeze]

Whatever works! Pizza and violence; what could be better?

[savethewave]

Pizza and violent sex.

[summerseabreeze]

When and where?

[savethewave]

If I meet with the book people up in Boston, there, otherwise, an awful, seedy, rent-by-the-hour hotel with "theme rooms."

[summerseabreeze]

Sounds good.
And sometimes sleazy can be fun.