oy.
so.
last night was clearly my worst drunken night to date.
i went out with the full intention of getting obliterated.
but i went even farther than that. i dont even have a better word for it, lol.
so i 'pre-game' a little bit...ie - on the T
had a bottle of orange soda with 2 or 3 shots of vodka.
i was expressly warned against pregaming since it would be an intense night of drinking.
i failed to heed the warning.
AND, stupid me, all i had that day to eat was a bagel.
get to the cantina (sunset, not cactus, for all you pdamers)
get a sex on the beach
get curly fries so i have some food in my system
get another sex on the beach
and another...
and a shot of tequila
and a shot of soco and peach schnapps
and a large kamakazi shot
then we finally leave
and go to a party
get there after midnight (after getting lost from shoddy directions, lol)
and it was all music kids, mostly undergrads, but a few grads
reminded me of crane parties.
anyway, knew a few people there, some of lauren's friends
so i made her drag her ass to the party
i had a rum and coke
then lauren got there, and we did a number on the gin
i had three more gin and tonics, mixed by my druken self so who knows how potent they were
i barely recall my last drink
though i do remember splashing it over the side
so, i was just a loud obnoxious drunk
getting progressively worse
dont really remember the rest of the night, just a few things here and there.
and apparently i was totally hitting on lauren. and all over her. oy.
then the next thing i remember is grahm and jacob telling me that i should go home
fast foward, and i remember about 2 minutes in the middle of the walk, the two of them having to practically drag me along
dont ask me how i got into my apartment, or even the route i took to get home.
fast foward even farther.
the next thing i remember is being in the bathroom.
i remember falling and breaking the towel rack
and then falling again.
then i dont know whether a minute passed or 10
but i recall seeing vomit in the toilet and the sink
and then falling to the ground again, lol
but i have no recollection of puking, at all
i didnt really think anything of it, i couldnt stand up, or see straight
so i thought i was just hallucinating, i think
i went over and flushed the toilet
and then i blacked out completely
i cant remember the rest of the night.
but somehow, i woke up this morning, in my bed, in a tank top and boxers. how that happened, i havent a clue.
so, yes. i did in fact throw up. though i dont remember it or even have a sore throat or anything.
how do i know?
one of my poor roommates had to clean it up this morning.
oh, that and i found my other roommate's hand towel on my floor, covered in vomit.
sweet.
so, yeah....
i need to go to the store tomorrow to get a new towel rack, toilet paper holder (which i bent), and a hand towel.
im a winner.
no more drinking for awhile....
that scared me enough.
i was falling and throwing up and had absolutely NO awareness of it. at all. well, other than a fall here and there. im lucky i didnt like choke or hit my head or something.
i can deal with the headache and dizziness today.
at least i woke up.
last night was clearly my worst drunken night to date.
i went out with the full intention of getting obliterated.
but i went even farther than that. i dont even have a better word for it, lol.
so i 'pre-game' a little bit...ie - on the T
had a bottle of orange soda with 2 or 3 shots of vodka.
i was expressly warned against pregaming since it would be an intense night of drinking.
i failed to heed the warning.
AND, stupid me, all i had that day to eat was a bagel.
get to the cantina (sunset, not cactus, for all you pdamers)
get a sex on the beach
get curly fries so i have some food in my system
get another sex on the beach
and another...
and a shot of tequila
and a shot of soco and peach schnapps
and a large kamakazi shot
then we finally leave
and go to a party
get there after midnight (after getting lost from shoddy directions, lol)
and it was all music kids, mostly undergrads, but a few grads
reminded me of crane parties.
anyway, knew a few people there, some of lauren's friends
so i made her drag her ass to the party
i had a rum and coke
then lauren got there, and we did a number on the gin
i had three more gin and tonics, mixed by my druken self so who knows how potent they were
i barely recall my last drink
though i do remember splashing it over the side
so, i was just a loud obnoxious drunk
getting progressively worse
dont really remember the rest of the night, just a few things here and there.
and apparently i was totally hitting on lauren. and all over her. oy.
then the next thing i remember is grahm and jacob telling me that i should go home
fast foward, and i remember about 2 minutes in the middle of the walk, the two of them having to practically drag me along
dont ask me how i got into my apartment, or even the route i took to get home.
fast foward even farther.
the next thing i remember is being in the bathroom.
i remember falling and breaking the towel rack
and then falling again.
then i dont know whether a minute passed or 10
but i recall seeing vomit in the toilet and the sink
and then falling to the ground again, lol
but i have no recollection of puking, at all
i didnt really think anything of it, i couldnt stand up, or see straight
so i thought i was just hallucinating, i think
i went over and flushed the toilet
and then i blacked out completely
i cant remember the rest of the night.
but somehow, i woke up this morning, in my bed, in a tank top and boxers. how that happened, i havent a clue.
so, yes. i did in fact throw up. though i dont remember it or even have a sore throat or anything.
how do i know?
one of my poor roommates had to clean it up this morning.
oh, that and i found my other roommate's hand towel on my floor, covered in vomit.
sweet.
so, yeah....
i need to go to the store tomorrow to get a new towel rack, toilet paper holder (which i bent), and a hand towel.
im a winner.
no more drinking for awhile....
that scared me enough.
i was falling and throwing up and had absolutely NO awareness of it. at all. well, other than a fall here and there. im lucky i didnt like choke or hit my head or something.
i can deal with the headache and dizziness today.
at least i woke up.