12 - [Voice Post] AND THAT MAKES YOU LARGER THAN LIFE! ♪♫

[savethedayguy]

HA!

HAHA!

HAHAHA!

HAHAHAHA!

I'M DOING SOMETHING IMPORTANT AND COOL FOR THESE QUIBBITCH MATCHES!

Have no fuckin' clue what, but it's gonna be fuckin' AWESOME!

Comments

[krokodilstranen]

It wouldn't happen to be training dummy, would it?

[savethedayguy]

Training?

Nah. It's somethin' more along the lines of doin' something official on the field that isn't playing.

[krokodilstranen]

You know, something to smack bludgers into~!

Ah, so you were chosen as one of the commentators, then. Great~ you can see what you can get away with saying about the teams during your commentary!

[savethedayguy]

What the hell are bludgers!?

Heh! I'll say whatever I fuckin' want and they're not gonna be able ta do a thing about it!

[krokodilstranen]

Bludgers are heavy projectiles enchanted to fly around the field and smack into people. Beaters are in charge of batting these away from their team or towards an opposing member.

...Well, as far as I know, anyway. I don't know that much about Quidditch.

That's a good attitude to have, Mister~

[savethedayguy]

Heh. Things don't sound that dangerous. I could take 'em.

[krokodilstranen]

Well, I don't think as a commentator you would ever have to take them. But nice attitude, nonetheless.

[savethedayguy]

Asshole Captain of Hufflepuff's gonna toss one my way. I'll be ready for it.