IM IN CHARGE (dad and sisters are out of town)
hello children how are we today. just thought i'd update you on the countdown to my abfab hawaiin vaca...DRUM ROLL...13 DAYS!!!! im so excited. so my sisters graduation party was on saturday and me and joann and brit and juli had mucho fun. hill's douce bag friends all got kicked out by my dad w/in the first hour. they broke a bunch of our shit. o and then they were all just standing in our front yard so i was walking to the door to tell them to go away when i stepped on a PINK THONG. yup there was just a pink lacey thong thingy sitting on my persian rug. im pretty sure we all have chlamydia now (i dunno how to spell that). my sister and her friends got a little tipsy and did a bunch of karaoke. it was classic.