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I want to run around downtown Santa Barbara with a pair of scissors, screaming at the top of my lungs and cut people's hair against their will.

I want to go to the Grand Canyon and push home appliances off a cliff.

I want to break into cash registers and feed the money into a fan that would make it shower down from the sky.

I want to dye the ocean orange.

I want to go around with a baseball bat and break all the glass windows in residential neighborhoods.

I want to drive my car up and down the streets and crash into other cars.

I want to get into a fight and realize that I shouldn't have provoked it.

I want to hear the crackle of hot glass on a burning building.

I want mayhem.... for just 1 hour, I want complete mayhem and ridiculousness.