Crap, somebody has to tell me when these holidays come up. They don't affect my life in any way, so I just miss them. Got up this morning and went out to take care of something at the bank in Manhattan only to remember Memorial Day after swiping my metrocard. At least I didn't get on the train. Somebody throw me a bone, please.
Though I'm afraid Ree may be offended,
this is too hilarious not to pass on.
The World Series of Poker starts Friday in Vegas and I'll be there. Best time of the year for people in my profession. Woo.