useless weiner.

[savemesailor]

im convinced i cant go to new orleans without something fucked up happening. this time it was john getting his shirt torn in half and being pushed around by this dumb drunk cunt who looks like hatchet face from crybaby. this all happened because he pushed his way to the front(she happened to be standing in the front making out with her boyfriend) so he could see the spits. its a fucking show youd think it goes without saying that youll get pushed around. later on one of her friends claimed he elbowed ALL of her friends in the tits. i know john and i know he wouldnt want his elbow near any of their tits. i had to get involved after i saw him get hit from behind in the head with some sort of water jug by one of hatchet faces friend. i even looked the beast in the eyes and yelled and yelled at her until all she had left to say was fuck you. im surprised she didnt rip my shirt in half. john ended up getting kicked out of the club. hatchet face won. we left that night. not before stopping by bourbon street on the way to my car. we stood there and watched as the asshole parade marched on. there were smurfs, ass cheeks, romans, popeye, tetris pieces, a heard of brittney spears, drunk people with mardi gras beads, bikers, hobos, dandy fops, you get the idea. as i was standing there this cute thug guy walks up to me and says, "whatever youre supposed to be, you look beautiful." i was probably the most clothed girl on bourbon. i was dressed like this

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we got home in time to spend halloween with friends before they left for milwaukee. now im home alone for the next week.
one thing i did learn on this trip. i fucking LOVE sexy halloween costumes. next year i think im going as a "sexy retard" or maybe a "sexy janitor". i cant decide. ugh.