[02]
...Okay. So. Apparently, there's a mother-complex-inducing plague going around this place that's making everyone want to go to a reunion (ten year high school reunion?) of some sort. Huh. Sounds like a bad midday television drama that got kicked off the air for poor ratings. So what is this epidemic anyway? Bubonic plague? Err, with less dying and stuff though. ... Unless people are dying and I'm unaware of it. ...whut.
Anyway. Haruhi, wherever you are, I hope you're not causing trouble safe and, uh, not ill with whatever this thing going around is.
Can't someone wish up a magical doctor with super-healing abilities to fix this all up or something? I mean. Unless there's one already here...who's not doing anything.
...
Dear God:
I would like to go home now. This is worse than being in those closed spaces with Itsuki. Kthnxbai.
Your Neglected Servant,
Kyon
Anyway. Haruhi, wherever you are, I hope you're not causing trouble safe and, uh, not ill with whatever this thing going around is.
Can't someone wish up a magical doctor with super-healing abilities to fix this all up or something? I mean. Unless there's one already here...who's not doing anything.
...
Dear God:
I would like to go home now. This is worse than being in those closed spaces with Itsuki. Kthnxbai.
Your Neglected Servant,
Kyon