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SPAM FOR NEIL

Oct 15, 2010 03:35

[So Nathan had learned certain things about the Barge more quickly than others. He'd figured out that it was nothing like a prison, for starters. It was more like a hotel full of crazy people who couldn't get out. He'd also established that most of the wardens didn't seem to want to rape him. Finally, he'd worked out that there were certain ( Read more... )

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getlostforever October 15 2010, 02:39:45 UTC

[DOOP DE DOOP, Neil, who's supposed to be on hiatus but isn't, had just arrived to the deck to get his smoke on. UPON SEEING NATHAN, he just let out a dismissive scoff and leaned back near the door, more or less ignoring the other boy.]

saveme_barry October 15 2010, 02:49:03 UTC

[Oh, you're not getting out of this that easy Neil! Nathan visibly brightens at seeing the other teenager, he spreads his arms wide in an insincere welcome, and declares, in a voice laced with over the top emotion:] It's Her Royal Majesty the Queen! [He plants a hand on his chest] So good to see you again, ma'am.

[Keeping his hand planted over his heart, Nathan begins to softly hum 'Candle in the Wind']

getlostforever October 15 2010, 03:24:44 UTC

[Seeing as Neil grew up in a tiny town in Kansas, this kind of thing isn't really new to him. He saunters closer to the teen, sucks in some smoke, and gives him a smirk as he lowers his cigarette.]

Never had a guy sing at me before. [He leans RIIIIGHT IN.] You're just too fuckin' cute.

saveme_barry October 15 2010, 03:36:49 UTC

[Nathan doesn't look even remotely bothered by Neil's attitude, and before he's even finished speaking, Nathan's upping the stakes on the serenading. Sadly, Elton John has been ditched in favor of the English National Anthem.]

God save our gracious Queen, long live our noble Queen, God save the-- [Then Neil leans in towards him, and Nathan cuts himself off and takes a couple of steps back.] Hey, back up there, Oscar Wilde! I know I'm pretty hard to resist, but us hetero's need our personal space unmolested!

getlostforever October 15 2010, 03:56:21 UTC

[Normally, in a situation like this, Neil would raise the stakes, himself, and-- oh wait, no, that's exactly what he's doing. ENJOY A TENDER CARESS TO YOUR CHEEK AS HE GOES IN FOR A KISS. Then, he gives Nathan's cheek a none-too-gentle tap and pulls back laughing.]

Shit, that felt like kissin' a girl.

saveme_barry October 15 2010, 04:06:56 UTC

[There is a muffled 'Oi!' emitted as Nathan's brain processes what's going on here. He is so rarely beaten at the raising the stakes game. But he doesn't want to be gay, so he's making his own brief, scrambling retreat the moment Neil is done. He also happens to be spitting and spitting like he can somehow magically un-kiss Neil by doing so.]

What part of unmolested do you not get? It means you don't molest me, you twat!

[Then he frowns, looking indignant.]

And it was not like kissing a girl! No girls have ever said that to me, not even the trampy bisexual ones who'd have a fair basis for the comparison!

getlostforever October 15 2010, 04:28:29 UTC

[Neil just grins and grins like a total dick.]

What, with you serenading me like that? [He puts a hand to his heart, as though it's aflutter.] Who can resist?

[But then Neil drops the act and lets out a dismissive snort.] Guess that's what they go for. Whatever works. [He shrugs.] You're not my type.

saveme_barry October 15 2010, 04:37:27 UTC

If I used that excuse on any girl ever, I'd get arrested on rape charges. [Spit Spit Pthoo. Okay, he thinks he's got all the Neil out of his mouth now. Nathan plants his hands on his hips, looking slightly embittered.] And you know, most people who don't think I'm their type express that by not goin' in for some sexual harassment.

[Then, a look of CUNNING crosses his face, and he looks smug.]

But, right, as long as neither of us enjoyed that? That means that it wasn't gay, so ha!

getlostforever October 15 2010, 04:46:17 UTC

[Neil just rolls his eyes and reclaims his position by the wall. At least Nathan's frantic actions are amusing, even if he wishes he could shut the other kid up.]

Yeah, sure. [He puckers up to blow a sarcastic kiss Nathan's way.] Faggot.

[He rolls his shoulders back and leans the back of his head against the wall, looking up.] What the fuck 're you doing up here, anyway?

saveme_barry October 15 2010, 05:01:08 UTC

[Nathan's not going to dignify that comment with an answer, he just scrunches his face up and gives Neil a dirty look. At the question, he gives an overacted shrug.]

Nothing. I was just fucking around.

[Because waiting to try and break into the wardens section was cool if you'd already succeeded, and kind of pathetic if you had no plan and progress. Still, he nods towards the door.]

That's the bit we can't get into, right? The wardens levels?

getlostforever October 15 2010, 05:13:05 UTC

[Neil shrugs.] Yeah, I guess. [He's been once or twice, himself, but only with Prentiss, and she never let him drink, which he figured was all kinds of fucked up. Wasn't like he was an inmate for underaged drinking, after all.]

It's pretty fuckin' lame in there.

saveme_barry October 15 2010, 05:19:05 UTC

[Nathan glances over at Neil, pretty transparently surprised.] You've been in there? How did you get in? [He glances back to the door, FASCINATED BY IT'S MYSTERIES.] What have they got in there that's so special?

getlostforever October 15 2010, 05:22:06 UTC

[NEIL LIKES THIS. It makes him feel important. So he smirks, enjoying the attention.] Just took an item from a warden. [LIIIIE. He was a good mama's boy with Prentiss.] And I dunno, they've got like, a bar, but it's boring, I mean, everyone's a warden. There's a pool, too, and this... [He waves a hand.] fuckin'... campground or something.

saveme_barry October 15 2010, 05:31:41 UTC

[Nathan just does not get how the Barge works yet, so he just frowns, keeping his attention on Neil,] Wait, you just took some item? What is there a bartering system to get in or something? [That was so weird. Not the weirdest thing about the Barge, but still kind of weird. All the stuff about the pool and the campground just sort of pass Nathan by, as he fixates on the important bit of that revelation.] They've got a bar in there? All right, it's official, I have to get in. My body needs the alcohol! I'll whither and die without it!

getlostforever October 15 2010, 19:43:59 UTC

[Neil just gives Nathan A LOOK, like he thinks the other boy is totally retarded.] No. [Eyeroll.] Jesus.

That's too bad. Some of us 've got our own stash, y'know. I'd share but, [He winks at Nathan.] think I'm gonna save it for someone I want to fuck.

saveme_barry October 15 2010, 20:00:44 UTC

Well what item then? Do you need a specific one? [Nathan sees the look, and responds with a sneer] Hey, don't give me that, it's not my fault this place runs on nonsensical bullshit.

Oh come on! You can't tell me that and not follow it up with us gettin' pissed together! [Now it's Nathan's turn to get all up in your personal space, Neil. Because clapping an unwanted hand on the shoulder of a dude who doesn't seem to like you, is the best way of getting what you want.] Besides, your desire to fuck me is clearly a strange thing, that comes and goes easily, you can't rely on it not to come back.

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