You might be a Floridian if....
You might be a Floridian if ...
> >
You have more than 20 C and D batteries in your kitchen drawer.
> >
The freezer in your garage is full of homemade ice.
> >
You flinch when you are introduced to a person named Charley, Frances, Jeanne
> > Ivan.
> >
> > You find yourself dropping words like "millibar" and "convection" into
> > everyday conversation.
> >
> > Your pantry contains more than 10 cans of Spaghetti Os.
> >
> > Making coffee on your propane grill does not seem like an odd thing to do.
> >
> > You are thinking of repainting your house to match the plywood covering
>your
> > windows.
> >
> > When describing your house to a prospective buyer, you say it has three
> > bedrooms, two baths and one safe place.
> >
> > You are on a first-name basis with the cashier at Home Depot.
> >
> > You are delighted to pay $2 for a gallon of unleaded.
> >
> > The road leading to your house has been declared a No-Wake Zone.
> >
> > You decide that your patio furniture looks better on the bottom of the
>pool.
> >
> > You have the number for FEMA on your speed dialer.
> >
> > You own more than three large coolers.
> >
> > You can wish that other people get hit by a hurricane and not feel the
>least bit guilty about it.
> >
> > Three months ago you couldn't hang a shower curtain; today you can
>assemble a portable generator by candlelight.
> >
> > You catch a 5-pound catfish. In your driveway.
> >
> > You can recite from memory whole portions of your homeowner's insurance
> > policy.
> >
> > At cocktail parties, women are attracted to the guy with the biggest chain
> > saw.
> >
> > You have had tuna fish more than 5 days in a row.
> >
> > There is a roll of tar paper in your garage.
> >
> > You can rattle off the names of three or more meteorologists who work at
>the Weather Channel.
> >
> > Someone comes to your door to tell you they found your roof.
> >
> > Ice is a valid topic of conversation.
> >
> > Relocating to North Dakota does not seem like such a crazy idea.
> >
You have more than 20 C and D batteries in your kitchen drawer.
> >
The freezer in your garage is full of homemade ice.
> >
You flinch when you are introduced to a person named Charley, Frances, Jeanne
> > Ivan.
> >
> > You find yourself dropping words like "millibar" and "convection" into
> > everyday conversation.
> >
> > Your pantry contains more than 10 cans of Spaghetti Os.
> >
> > Making coffee on your propane grill does not seem like an odd thing to do.
> >
> > You are thinking of repainting your house to match the plywood covering
>your
> > windows.
> >
> > When describing your house to a prospective buyer, you say it has three
> > bedrooms, two baths and one safe place.
> >
> > You are on a first-name basis with the cashier at Home Depot.
> >
> > You are delighted to pay $2 for a gallon of unleaded.
> >
> > The road leading to your house has been declared a No-Wake Zone.
> >
> > You decide that your patio furniture looks better on the bottom of the
>pool.
> >
> > You have the number for FEMA on your speed dialer.
> >
> > You own more than three large coolers.
> >
> > You can wish that other people get hit by a hurricane and not feel the
>least bit guilty about it.
> >
> > Three months ago you couldn't hang a shower curtain; today you can
>assemble a portable generator by candlelight.
> >
> > You catch a 5-pound catfish. In your driveway.
> >
> > You can recite from memory whole portions of your homeowner's insurance
> > policy.
> >
> > At cocktail parties, women are attracted to the guy with the biggest chain
> > saw.
> >
> > You have had tuna fish more than 5 days in a row.
> >
> > There is a roll of tar paper in your garage.
> >
> > You can rattle off the names of three or more meteorologists who work at
>the Weather Channel.
> >
> > Someone comes to your door to tell you they found your roof.
> >
> > Ice is a valid topic of conversation.
> >
> > Relocating to North Dakota does not seem like such a crazy idea.