To all 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th year students

[savant_snape]

Due on Monday: three feet of parchment on love potions: ingredients, symptoms, duration, favoured method of delivery, and antidotes for each.

[Private to McGonagall]
The removal of points stays, Minerva and no amount of yowling is going to change that.
[/Private]

Comments

[charming_sarah]

Are you going to ask us to brew one for you as well, Professor? I was always under the impression you were against love potions.

[ccannonsnumber1]

Maybe he needs it for himself someone?

[charming_sarah]

Don't be ridiculous, Ronald. He's a better Potions Master than any of us could hope to be, and if he needed one for some reason, chances are he could brew it himself with less strain than assigning such a long essay to get it through our thick heads.

[ccannonsnumber1]

Oh... true... Unless he didn't want to get in trouble!

[charming_sarah]

Um...why would Professor Snape get into trouble?

[ccannonsnumber1]

Er... I have no idea.

[charming_sarah]

It's a wonder people don't roll their eyes out of their heads at you constantly at your lack of sense. Then really, you should have thought before you said that.

[savant_snape]

No, Ms Capper. There will be no brewing.

[charming_sarah]

Understood, Sir.