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[savagestatic]

[Has been defabricated...! Luckily, she was home at the time, and now is looking very peeved-off and wearing nothing but a bedsheet, kthx]

Who do I have to blame for this?

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[firebranded]

[can't really express how relieved he is that he didn't see Larxene naked]

If I told you, would you gut him?

[savagestatic]

Yes. And when I find out who it was, they're dead.

[firebranded]

I know who it is.

[savagestatic]

And are you planning on telling me?

[firebranded]

Depends on what you'll give me for the info.

[savagestatic]

[eyebrow raise, she really doesn't want to ask]

...What do you want?

[firebranded]

Make me breakfast.

[savagestatic]

...You have got to be kidding me.

[firebranded]

So you can't do it?

[savagestatic]

I could, but I just don't want to.

[firebranded]

Too bad for you, then~

[savagestatic]

You're such a pain.

[firebranded]

Maybe a little bit. You probably enjoy it.

[savagestatic]

I assure you I do not.

And this 'trade' is grossly unbalanced. You get breakfast and I get one name? What a rip-off.

[firebranded]

Hard to believe when you keep coming back for more.

So what, I should tell you what I know for nothing?

[savagestatic]

How did I 'come back for more'? I still hate you.

Yes. That would be much better.