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Today I accidently got a job at Subway. I am sad. That was not supposed to happen. Fuck. I applied at this cool quiksilver store and they were fucking dicks to me. Unfortunately I am not pretty enough to work there, and they made that painfully obvious. Not that I care what they think or anything but I don't know if it was really necessary for them to be assholes. Oh well, I'm over it. So work all weekend. At Subway. My first job in over a year (excluding weird webdesign jobs). Blah? Much. Oh well, at least I'll be able to afford to eat for a while.
I apologise for the complete lack of optimism. I'm feeling like I could tip over to emo, and that is not something I want to do. So allow me to entertain you with one of
1. I have a big;
Problem. Which is my runny nose. Woe is me.
2. I wish I was in;
A slightly more entertaining situation at the moment.
3. I am so tired of;
My fucking runny nose. Gosh damn.
4. I hate;
My teeths.
5. I was laughing at;
The old guy hitting on the little girls in the movie I just watched.
6. My boss is a;
Guy that speaks very poor English which may or may not cause major issues.
7. This weather;
is rainy windy and cold. It works well with my fever creating a nice neutral environment.
8. My friends are;
In the making.
9. I like to;
Watch movies. Now I just need to find a foxy lady to watch some with me.
10. This morning I woke up and I;
Took a shower and called my dad. Not simultaneously.
11. I am very;
Bored. I don't know why, though.
12. My bed is really;
Broken and small and high.
13. My car is;
Costing my mom money before being sold and adding stress that I do not need.
14. My mom said that I should;
Get a job and buy ink. Two bad ideas.
15. Myspace is for;
Lonely kids that can't make friends in real life!
16. When I get home;
I am sad because I don't know anyone there anywhere effectively making it not home.
17. My phone is;
In my pocket waiting getting ready to vibrate when Julie calls, even though she won't. That jerk with more inticing social obligations.
18. When I am in a bad mood I;
Probably act like a dick.
19. My room is;
Messy, I need to fold my laundry. Also a Mexican lives in it too.
20. I want to get a;
Hug from a random girl I've never met tomorrow. That needs to happen.
21. I wish I had a;
Ladyfriend.
22. My computer is;
About to replaced by a really expensive Apple.
23. The weekend is;
Going to be filled with sandwiches.
24. When I get drunk I seem to get;
So fucking obnoxious. So So obnoxious.
25. I am a;
Little sick.
.
I apologise for the complete lack of optimism. I'm feeling like I could tip over to emo, and that is not something I want to do. So allow me to entertain you with one of
1. I have a big;
Problem. Which is my runny nose. Woe is me.
2. I wish I was in;
A slightly more entertaining situation at the moment.
3. I am so tired of;
My fucking runny nose. Gosh damn.
4. I hate;
My teeths.
5. I was laughing at;
The old guy hitting on the little girls in the movie I just watched.
6. My boss is a;
Guy that speaks very poor English which may or may not cause major issues.
7. This weather;
is rainy windy and cold. It works well with my fever creating a nice neutral environment.
8. My friends are;
In the making.
9. I like to;
Watch movies. Now I just need to find a foxy lady to watch some with me.
10. This morning I woke up and I;
Took a shower and called my dad. Not simultaneously.
11. I am very;
Bored. I don't know why, though.
12. My bed is really;
Broken and small and high.
13. My car is;
Costing my mom money before being sold and adding stress that I do not need.
14. My mom said that I should;
Get a job and buy ink. Two bad ideas.
15. Myspace is for;
Lonely kids that can't make friends in real life!
16. When I get home;
I am sad because I don't know anyone there anywhere effectively making it not home.
17. My phone is;
In my pocket waiting getting ready to vibrate when Julie calls, even though she won't. That jerk with more inticing social obligations.
18. When I am in a bad mood I;
Probably act like a dick.
19. My room is;
Messy, I need to fold my laundry. Also a Mexican lives in it too.
20. I want to get a;
Hug from a random girl I've never met tomorrow. That needs to happen.
21. I wish I had a;
Ladyfriend.
22. My computer is;
About to replaced by a really expensive Apple.
23. The weekend is;
Going to be filled with sandwiches.
24. When I get drunk I seem to get;
So fucking obnoxious. So So obnoxious.
25. I am a;
Little sick.
.