This keeps getting better and better...
Ok well its Aaron and im back from a long and needed blogging hiatus. Dans last post was gold, so i dont think i can top it, but here goes.
So tonight was one of the most eventful nights (sober mind you) that i have had in weeks.
First- Not one But TWO kids from my floor, had to be taken to the hospital from their rooms, i guess it was pledge dad night at the Delta Chi house and they fucked them up real good. One couldnt even walk, they had a nice stretcher and everything. And if that wasnt enough i spilled orange juice all over my room. So i now live in a sticky,smelly room filled with trash,coffee filters and powerade bottles. Oh well...
Also last sunday, or saturday, i dont really know i ate some of Erin Mcbrides String Cheese when i was real drunk(for those of you who dont know, thats Brittany;s roomate) anyway whence she returned i guess she got real pissed and thought that brittany ate all of it. I guess in Rockford String Cheese is real fucking valuble. Anyway, so i felt real bad, so i went and got a bunch of new string cheese. Hmmm on second thought, that **String Chesse Incident** wasnt all that exciting. Note the clever pun.
OK now on to the real reason for this 2 am update...
So Brittany just got back from her exchange with the delts and i had quite the conversation with her, heres some snippets. Too bad AltaVista doesnt have "Drunk to English", because on some of these i have no idea what the hell shes talking about.
Lancer785: how fucked up are you?
BB2175: realmessedf ip
BB2175: lol i made out with thjo spp[lfewhkgiw
Lancer785: so do you love the bars now?
BB2175: we weny to some ctazu weaird wbad
BB2175: tkwendels
Crazy wierd bad?!? And who is this TK Wendel?? Im assuming "tkwendels"= "Kendall Tomkins".
Lancer785: uhhh...
Lancer785: haha alright
Lancer785: thats going on the profile
BB2175: jjajjaja mpppp
This is where it just gets ridiculous...
Lancer785: haha i love this drunk brittany
BB2175: haah its realfun
BB2175: shes laughoing it up
Lancer785: who is?
Lancer785: are you talking in the third person?
BB2175: haha she is
Lancer785: oh this just keeps getting better and better
Lancer785: so what did brittany have to drink tonight?
BB2175: hahaha that boy piked me up and had me like sitting around his waist ridimg him real good
Lancer785: hahaha
Lancer785: just like bikes?
BB2175: hah mo nbokes
Again for you non U of I kids, Bikes is this kid in my frat who Brittany got with the first day she was here,and by got with i mean made out with.
And for one last Brittany original...
BB2175: jaja swomg ot pber hot a jk
haha I love college.
So tonight was one of the most eventful nights (sober mind you) that i have had in weeks.
First- Not one But TWO kids from my floor, had to be taken to the hospital from their rooms, i guess it was pledge dad night at the Delta Chi house and they fucked them up real good. One couldnt even walk, they had a nice stretcher and everything. And if that wasnt enough i spilled orange juice all over my room. So i now live in a sticky,smelly room filled with trash,coffee filters and powerade bottles. Oh well...
Also last sunday, or saturday, i dont really know i ate some of Erin Mcbrides String Cheese when i was real drunk(for those of you who dont know, thats Brittany;s roomate) anyway whence she returned i guess she got real pissed and thought that brittany ate all of it. I guess in Rockford String Cheese is real fucking valuble. Anyway, so i felt real bad, so i went and got a bunch of new string cheese. Hmmm on second thought, that **String Chesse Incident** wasnt all that exciting. Note the clever pun.
OK now on to the real reason for this 2 am update...
So Brittany just got back from her exchange with the delts and i had quite the conversation with her, heres some snippets. Too bad AltaVista doesnt have "Drunk to English", because on some of these i have no idea what the hell shes talking about.
Lancer785: how fucked up are you?
BB2175: realmessedf ip
BB2175: lol i made out with thjo spp[lfewhkgiw
Lancer785: so do you love the bars now?
BB2175: we weny to some ctazu weaird wbad
BB2175: tkwendels
Crazy wierd bad?!? And who is this TK Wendel?? Im assuming "tkwendels"= "Kendall Tomkins".
Lancer785: uhhh...
Lancer785: haha alright
Lancer785: thats going on the profile
BB2175: jjajjaja mpppp
This is where it just gets ridiculous...
Lancer785: haha i love this drunk brittany
BB2175: haah its realfun
BB2175: shes laughoing it up
Lancer785: who is?
Lancer785: are you talking in the third person?
BB2175: haha she is
Lancer785: oh this just keeps getting better and better
Lancer785: so what did brittany have to drink tonight?
BB2175: hahaha that boy piked me up and had me like sitting around his waist ridimg him real good
Lancer785: hahaha
Lancer785: just like bikes?
BB2175: hah mo nbokes
Again for you non U of I kids, Bikes is this kid in my frat who Brittany got with the first day she was here,and by got with i mean made out with.
And for one last Brittany original...
BB2175: jaja swomg ot pber hot a jk
haha I love college.