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[sauntered]

So.

Hydrantsssssssssssss...

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[slobberymongrel]

PFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What happens when you take a piss on it then? Whatd you end up naming the little mongrel? *grin*

[sauntered]

I wasn't quite intended to use it as a lavatory. I suppose, now that you bring it up, Bournard (my newfound puppy love - and I do mean that in quite a literal sense) might become confused. Hm. I shall have to deal with that when not recovering from a hangover of my own.

Any suggestions, while I'm searching for things similar to or stronger-than-necessary-in-comparison-to-Advil?

[dee_um_ee_um_el]

im sure he'd say pepper-up potion.

ive never tried it.

i wonder if it tastes like buttershots?

[slobberymongrel]

Bournard? Orihime's work, huh. Thats brilliant, very sophisticated and upper-class. Much like yourself, sir. *winks* Im sure he'll get used to it. Its better than Mr Fluffles or something, eh?

And I would clear that with him, yes. *laughs* For some reason, its terribly amusing that you should love the little mutt so. How goes he with the Vanquishing Those That Would Oppose Him?

My suggestion is to go back to bed. x) Mmm. Sleepy Saturdays.

[sauntered]

Yes, well. I mentioned two names and she suggested smushing them together. Normally, I'm not sure I would have gone for the idea. As it was...well. I knew any hellhound of mine would be unfortunately named. That is the demonic way, I'm afraid. Definitely better than something as inane as Fluffles or, er, Snuffles even.

I don't quite love him so much as tolerate him at the moment. He's ruined quite a few pairs of shoes I should have liked to wear a few more times. He's had a stern talking-to - however, he was wagging his tail and barking the whole time. I'm not sure he's quite...paid attention. At all.

Ah.

[dee_um_ee_um_el]

dont forget, youre not the only doggie around here. my doggie seems to have fallen in a plot hole or something because he thinks he is a hanyou.

[shieldprincess]

Sirius!!! I helped Crowley-san name his puppy!!!! His name is Bournard, but Crowley-san says he doesn't like his name. :(

[slobberymongrel]

He'll grow into it. Quicker, if "Crowley-san" reminds him of the other options, including but not limited to: Shnoogie Bubbleface, Floofymunches, and Mr Snuffles.

*grin* I think its a brilliant name. By the by, Chadwick VonStephan might be going up for adoption soon, so if you're interested..

[sauntered]

the other options, including but not limited to: Shnoogie Bubbleface, Floofymunches, and Mr Snuffles.

I think not, Sirius.

[slobberymongrel]

Snuffles is not an entirely bad name.

[sauntered]

Did you have a great grandpa Snuffles or some such?

[slobberymongrel]

No, I was a Snuffles for half a year Yes. Yes I do. We used to call him ol' Grandaddy Snuff.

[sauntered]

I almost feel bad for your make-believe grandaddy.

[slobberymongrel]

Through sheer force of will, I have no idea what you're on about with your "make believe" rubbish.

I hope you're suitably impressed. *grins*

[shieldprincess]

Hahaha. ^_^ But doesn't Harry-san call you Snuffles when you're a dog??? XP

Oh, I'd love to take him, Sirius, but I live alone and I'm afraid poor Chadwick VonStephan would be lonely. Besides...what to giant cockroaches eat? I...I don't have very much money to take care of a pet. :-/

I hope you find a good home for him, though!!!

[slobberymongrel]

THAT NEVER HAPPENED! What? I have no idea what you're talking about.

See, thats the thing about cockroaches, you really dont need to do anything. Aside from picking up their Little Surprises I mean, but Im trying to train Hector with an Infinate Litterbox. Anyway, I havent fed Hector since Ive moved in. So I have no idea what Giant Cockroaches eat either, har har! Though they do enjoy company, so that might be a problem, you're right. Ah well. The offer stands if you change your mind, though. =)

I think Matt and Mello might take him. Im not sure though. You'd think Giant Cockroaches would go like hotcakes!