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[sauntered]

My toilet is clogged.

All the unholy curses, pleas and demonic looks and...nothing.

Still clogged.

There's got to be a manual or something somewhere. This is not on. Not on at all, really.

Bloody buggering toilets! Oh sure, wave of the future. Stupid blasted Romans and their inept, so-called "advanced" technology. Bloody headache, is what

Comments

[ex_yukimura469]

Thats sad.

[sauntered]

It is, isn't it?

[ex_yukimura469]

You should fix it.

[sauntered]

I'd rather like it if you fixed it for me. From what I hear, tennis boys can do almost anything. This must include plumbing or I will cease to be impressed.

[ex_yukimura469]

Plumming? *_* I'm sure if I wanted to, I could but I don't want to.

[sauntered]

Not plumming. I don't need anything done to any plums I may or may not possess.

[ex_yukimura469]

Right. Plumbing. I forgot a letter.

Still no.

[sauntered]

And here I was hoping you were just coming onto me by referring to some kinky Japanese sex method.

[ex_yukimura469]

And why would I be coming onto you?

[sauntered]

Oh come now.

[ex_yukimura469]

Mmm?

[sauntered]

There are a fair few number of reasons one would hit on me.

[ex_yukimura469]

You said you were going to write a fic. I'm waiting, or is it that you still require the demonstration?.

Perhaps.

[sauntered]

I like demonssssssssssstrations. It would insssssspire me greatly, Yukimura.

[ex_yukimura469]

*_*

Really? Well that is very interesting.

But see I am trying to be a good boy and not... do things.

Mmm.

[sauntered]

I try to be as interesssssssting as posssssible around you, Yuki.

But these could be very good thingssss...and that would make you a very good boy.

Mmm?