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Aug 27, 2006 14:26

My toilet is clogged.

All the unholy curses, pleas and demonic looks and...nothing.

Still clogged.

There's got to be a manual or something somewhere. This is not on. Not on at all, really.

Bloody buggering toilets! Oh sure, wave of the future. Stupid blasted Romans and their inept, so-called "advanced" technology. Bloody headache, is what ( Read more... )

bloody plumbing

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chocolatehelps August 27 2006, 22:45:10 UTC

*mildly amused*

You could call someone to fix it?

sauntered August 27 2006, 23:05:20 UTC

I don't want a plumber in my house. Not all of them shower enough for my taste.

chocolatehelps August 27 2006, 23:08:41 UTC

YEs, well, clearly something must be done before you end up with a toilet that emits toxic fumes. Quite unpleasant, some of the smells that come from toilets.

sauntered August 27 2006, 23:11:38 UTC

Or I could just move to another flat.

chocolatehelps August 27 2006, 23:14:14 UTC

...That's not an option for the vast majority of the population

sauntered August 27 2006, 23:15:12 UTC

Do I look hindered by the rest of the population to you? I'm an individual, thanks very much.

chocolatehelps August 27 2006, 23:16:22 UTC

Yes, well. Go on then, get a new apartment. Solve all your troubles.

sauntered August 27 2006, 23:18:43 UTC

Don't tell me what to do.

chocolatehelps August 27 2006, 23:20:55 UTC

*chuckles* So you won't be getting a new flat then?

sauntered August 27 2006, 23:24:31 UTC

I didn't say that.

chocolatehelps August 27 2006, 23:26:21 UTC

It would probably be much easier to just have the toilet repaired.

sauntered August 27 2006, 23:31:18 UTC

What do you know about toilets? You're a wizard, last time I checked. Spend much time checking out Muggle loos, do you?

I've always thought you an odd duck. Or some form of uneven bird.

chocolatehelps August 27 2006, 23:33:56 UTC

A decent amount, honestly. Come now, wizards still have to deal with excretement and the proper disposal thereof. We do use loos, just as anyone else does. Plus, I've lived a good chunk of time with muggles. *smiles*

Why am I a duck or uneven bird?

sauntered August 27 2006, 23:35:04 UTC

Yes? Well I think you're a pervert, Remus Lupin.

Like I'd tell you.

chocolatehelps August 27 2006, 23:38:20 UTC

. . .

How did we go from a friendly conversation about toilets to you accusing me of being a pervert? I certainly am not!

*righteous hrmph*

sauntered August 29 2006, 20:20:33 UTC

You certainly are so. Your righteous hrmphing only furthers your perversion.

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