Ozzy Ozzborn

Aug 27, 2004 02:45

Ozzy Osborn is the greatest hellraiser since satan himself. If you want to get his autograph you best not attend church, you won't find him in a church pew, unless it's an evil church where they summons up the devil.

Ozzy once bit the head off a kid, in the name of the most Dark and Powerful Beasslebubs. He plays a black widow guitar, barks at the moon, and summons up Vlad the Impaler to be the conductor of the crazy train. He and Metallica are involved in a 3 thousand year old plot to dethrone god.



They ride a hearse down the highway to hell. the end.
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