Rabbi Hudson wants to know: Are you Demonite?

Jul 10, 2004 06:47

Put an X next to things that apply to you, a + next to things that sometimes apply to you and a - by the things that don't apply to you at all ( Read more... )

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j2thaday July 10 2004, 16:19:05 UTC
Put an X next to things that apply to you, a + next to things that sometimes apply to you and a - by the things that don't apply to you at all.

[X]Frequently wears black clothing.
[+]Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
[-]Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick, or nailpolish.
[-]Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
[X] Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
[+] Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
[X]Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
[-]Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
[-]Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
[-]Takes drugs.
[+]Drinks alcohol.
[-]Is suicidal and/or depressed.
[-]Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
[X]Complains of boredom.
[+]Sleeps too excessively or too little.
[+]Is excessively awake during the night.
[-]Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light.
[-]Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
[-]Spends large amounts of time alone.
[-]Requests time alone and quietness.
[-]Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
[-]Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
[+]Misbehaves at school.
[-]Misbehaves at home.
[-]Eats excessively or too little.
[-]Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
[-]Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
[X]Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
[-]Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
[+]Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
[-]Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
[X]Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
[X]Expresses an interest in sex.
[X]Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
[-]Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
[-]Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "Woe is me", or "I'm a goth".
[-]Claims to be a goth.

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gizzamaluke July 10 2004, 17:38:32 UTC
As Rabbi Hudson's attorney, I sentence you to a public stoning by your peers.

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