no subtlety for loosers
You have just entered room "the big easssy."
AvntGrdCrmdgn: where is the large one
AvntGrdCrmdgn: ok
cainki11able: here baby
AvntGrdCrmdgn: my character is the same as in city of shadows
BabyMouse164: i dont know what that is
AvntGrdCrmdgn: ok
AvntGrdCrmdgn: the drummer from scumbitch
AvntGrdCrmdgn: ONE SEX I'LL GET PICTARS
BabyMouse164: k
cainki11able: *he sits in a chair by the dance floor with his feet propped up on the coffe table, shis dhirt off exposing his massixe rub cage and pecs. he has a cigar in his mouth and he is talking to some girl who seems to have fetsh for scotsm
AvntGrdCrmdgn: http://scumbitch.com/images/NewSB%20026.jpg
AvntGrdCrmdgn: I am wearing a black bandana and camo pants
AvntGrdCrmdgn: and a trenchcoat
BabyMouse164: rambo ey
AvntGrdCrmdgn: also, I have bone spikes sticking out of my forearms, and the merit 'eat food'
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (taking this seriously, lol)
BabyMouse164: i have long black hair and red eyes, and im wearing a red dress
BabyMouse164: yeah
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (ooc chat has to be in parenthisis)
BabyMouse164: ooc?
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (out of character)
BabyMouse164: (ahhhh...k)
cainki11able: *he exhales some smoke and waves the woman off* i hate you.. *he looks slightly offendd and then says whatever and goes away, when she does he kiks her in the back of the knee and she falls over and hits her head on a table and she
BabyMouse164: (is that me?)
cainki11able: (no)
BabyMouse164: (adam whats your character name?)
cainki11able: )the girl i was talking too, she isn;t that hot)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (sean malone, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT IC)
BabyMouse164: *walks over to sean , offers to by him a drink*
BabyMouse164: " he doll,....whatcha doin up around here ?"
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *he swaggers into the nightclub, eyes predatory and always on the hunt. he scores the dancefloor for potential victims and easy targets. you may notice a very large bulge in the side of his trenchcoat where he seems to be concealing
AvntGrdCrmdgn: something very large*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (not like a penis you pervs)
cainki11able: *he glances to sean and nods to him as the womans bloody body is carried away by bouncers
BabyMouse164: ( but i just came up to you and hit on you....)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (but I hadn't stated my location yet, I've only just entered)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (so I guess the big easy is a bar for blood dolls and that kind of thing is expected and accepted)
BabyMouse164: (oh ok ill start over)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (you'll probably want to wait until I sit down)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *he nods back to sean and takes a seat on a nearby couch. On his way some foolish patron steps in front of him and his greeted by a gloved fist to the side of his head*
BabyMouse164: * walks across dance floor to where a man is smoking a cigar, sits down next to him and looks at him with curiosity*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (11 bashing)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (the mortal's head comes off)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: ((I rolled for it))
BabyMouse164: ( huh?)
cainki11able: *he glances to laura with a smirk on his face. h glances to the decapitation and laughs and slaps a hand ion his knee in enjoyment* whats up toots..
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (I rolled dex+brawl to hit with 6 successes and str +3 for damage with 5 successes. mortals wouldn't soak an unexpected hit so he takes 11 damage. they have a health pool of like 7 so anything over that kills him instantly)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (and graphicly)
BabyMouse164: * im not a toots* *pulls out small knife form her thigh guarder from uinder dress and points it towards phill*
AvntGrdCrmdgn has left the room.
BabyMouse164: (whyd he leave)
cainki11able: (i'll invite him)
BabyMouse164: ( did i do soemthing wrong)
cainki11able: (he got kicked)
cainki11able: *he glances at the knife* i don't bleed like a stuck big in an outhouse.. *he chuckles* names Bronson.. Cahrles Bronson..
cainki11able: (you try inviting him)
BabyMouse164: (hold on i will)
cainki11able: (ok)
cainki11able: (may have to do new chat room
AvntGrdCrmdgn has entered the room.
BabyMouse164: ( so you do like talking to me)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (Ok everyone roll inits)
BabyMouse164: ( i dont know what this rolling thing is)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (what happened since you pulled the knife on him)
BabyMouse164: cainki11able: *he glances at the knife* i don't bleed like a stuck big in an outhouse.. *he chuckles* names Bronson.. Cahrles Bronson..
BabyMouse164: thts what happened
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (HAW HAW HAW HAW CHARLES BRONSON GENIUS)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (AHEM)
cainki11able: (thanks)
cainki11able: (i love the name)
BabyMouse164: * puts knife back in guarder* * Toby....where yah from hun?*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *he rolls his eyes as the small woman pulls a knife. not completely discounting her as big surprises can sometimes come in small packages, he puts a hand in his pocket and thumbs a throwing knife*
BabyMouse164: * catches knife in hand*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *doesn't throw it plus you didn't roll for it*
BabyMouse164: lol
BabyMouse164: ( what is roll)
BabyMouse164: (i dont get this roll thing)
cainki11able: *he glances to shawn and his ears perk a bit* i'm from new orleans.. *he had a slight creol accent*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (if things were that easy i could just type "decapitates everyone in room and supplicates their bleeding holes" and that would be the end of it)
BabyMouse164: ( ok )
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (rolling as in rolls a die, all systems in roleplaying are based on rolling die to determine if you succeed at an action and if you do, how well you succeed)
BabyMouse164: ( wheres the dice)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (we use automated dice rollers because then everyone can see what your roll was)
BabyMouse164: ( i dont have one of those)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (i'll get a link but you don't have a character sheet with stats on it so you'll have to let us imagine what your stats might be)
BabyMouse164: yes i do
BabyMouse164: ( soulreaver)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (okay soulreaver send me your sheet and tell me, was it sanctioned?)
BabyMouse164: ( on that vampire masquearde thingy, but it got too confusing with tryting to make a character so i just quit )
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (you have to read the books)
cainki11able: (lets just continue)
cainki11able: (no masquerade no books)
BabyMouse164: ( no dice?)
cainki11able: (thats what bronson says)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (DICE FOREVER)
BabyMouse164: ( dice satan)
cainki11able: (come on adam..)
BabyMouse164: ( im confused )
BabyMouse164: (u guys play...ill come in at different times)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (fine, but I will still roll for actions)
BabyMouse164: (so how r we playing now)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (fine we do it your way)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (anything goes, you can catch my knife, i can decapitate, anything you can type will go)
cainki11able: *he smiles at the woman and crosses his legs at the ankle and puts a hand in her lap* were you from?
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (http://206.65.59.246/dicerollerww/diceroller.tpl)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: ( http://206.65.59.246/dicerollerww/diceroller.tpl )
BabyMouse164: * gestures body away from his filthy hand* * mexico*
BabyMouse164: * turns all the way around and looks at sean* * how bout you hun, where yah from?*
cainki11able: mexico huh... allof of shit went down in mexico.. *he leans back and his eyes glaze over in revery*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *he laughs as the woman recoils from bronson's paw*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *lounging back in the seat, he puts his hands behind his head and considers for a moment* I'm from all over the place, doesn't really matter
cainki11able: your from little rock you stupid rapscallion.. *he kicks sean as he comes out of his daze*
BabyMouse164: *slightly giggles at what the greasy man ahd said*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *he chuckles maliciously and kicks him back playfully... hard (potence 2).. you soak the damage but a lesser mans leg could have been broken*
BabyMouse164: * turns back to bronson* * so what bring you to this scummy joint in town?*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: fuck you bronson *he says with a slight smirk*
cainki11able: i wanted to grab me some sweet vagina.. and then lick it.. and stick it.. with my penis made of pure man meat and adoration for the mechinations of mike tyson.. *he he runs a hand threw his red hair and cracks his neck*
BabyMouse164: * doesnt look like youve had much luck*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *he bursts out laughing, completely uncontrollably. flecks of saliva fly accross the room as he heaves*
cainki11able: well that last girl was a skank.. so i broke her face.. *he crosses his legs*
BabyMouse164: * whats so funny * * she quickly turns her neck towards sean and states
BabyMouse164: * questions*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: "man meat for the adoration of mike tyson" *he quotes, laughing again*
BabyMouse164: * you boys want a drink?* * slowly rises from the bench*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *he nods at the woman and raises a finger* I'll take a bloody colostomy bag
BabyMouse164: * rolls eyes at the man and turns to bronson lokoing for a real answer*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (real drink)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *shot of jager, shot of red bull, shot of draino)
BabyMouse164: ( ok sorry, )
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (it's delish)
BabyMouse164: ( im not too sure about the drano part but wahtever)
cainki11able: *he nods as well and takes a deep puff of his expencive cigar* J&B straight up...
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *he nods sagely* i''ll take one of those as well
BabyMouse164: * ok. * * she turns away and whips her long red thick hair in the air, she slowly walks towards the bar and sits in the stool*
BabyMouse164: ( man shes so sexy id fuck her)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (I don't like redheads)
BabyMouse164: ( shes not a redhead)
BabyMouse164: ( she got black hair and red eyes)
BabyMouse164: ( oh i c oops sorry)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: ( long red thick hair )
BabyMouse164: (i know it was an oops )
cainki11able: *he wipers to sean as he eyes the girls ass from afar*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *leaning in to hear bronson speak while eyeing the woman*
AvntGrdCrmdgn has left the room.
cainki11able: (damm his internet)
AvntGrdCrmdgn has entered the room.
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (hail set)
BabyMouse164: ( go on whisper on boys)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *a devilish smile cracks his face and he whispers back)
BabyMouse164: ( hey you have to tell me waht yuor whispering bitches)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (actually we don't since you wouldn't be able to know IC)
cainki11able: *he laghs and nods* lets wiat till the cutey gets back..
BabyMouse164: * carries the 2 drinks for the men in her right hand and carries a beer for herself in the left as she walks slowly back over*
BabyMouse164: * she hadns the drinks to the men meanwhile winks at sean, and sits back down*
cainki11able: *he takes the drink and smiles and the sets it on the table, then reaches for his gun and unloads four shots into her chest*
BabyMouse164: ( what)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *he winks back and drops the liquid into his mouth*
BabyMouse164: ( u cant kill me )
BabyMouse164: ( y)
BabyMouse164: ( im playing with you guys )
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (if you guys wanted dice we could always roll for initiative)
BabyMouse164: * has a bullet proof corset on and survives the attack*
BabyMouse164: * stnad up and yells * what the fuck pig, why are you shooting me *
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *he stands while throwing off his trenchcoat revealing a fireaxe in his hands, he lunges and strikes her in the skull*
BabyMouse164: ( wtf)
BabyMouse164: fine
BabyMouse164 has left the room.
AvntGrdCrmdgn: where is the large one
AvntGrdCrmdgn: ok
cainki11able: here baby
AvntGrdCrmdgn: my character is the same as in city of shadows
BabyMouse164: i dont know what that is
AvntGrdCrmdgn: ok
AvntGrdCrmdgn: the drummer from scumbitch
AvntGrdCrmdgn: ONE SEX I'LL GET PICTARS
BabyMouse164: k
cainki11able: *he sits in a chair by the dance floor with his feet propped up on the coffe table, shis dhirt off exposing his massixe rub cage and pecs. he has a cigar in his mouth and he is talking to some girl who seems to have fetsh for scotsm
AvntGrdCrmdgn: http://scumbitch.com/images/NewSB%20026.jpg
AvntGrdCrmdgn: I am wearing a black bandana and camo pants
AvntGrdCrmdgn: and a trenchcoat
BabyMouse164: rambo ey
AvntGrdCrmdgn: also, I have bone spikes sticking out of my forearms, and the merit 'eat food'
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (taking this seriously, lol)
BabyMouse164: i have long black hair and red eyes, and im wearing a red dress
BabyMouse164: yeah
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (ooc chat has to be in parenthisis)
BabyMouse164: ooc?
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (out of character)
BabyMouse164: (ahhhh...k)
cainki11able: *he exhales some smoke and waves the woman off* i hate you.. *he looks slightly offendd and then says whatever and goes away, when she does he kiks her in the back of the knee and she falls over and hits her head on a table and she
BabyMouse164: (is that me?)
cainki11able: (no)
BabyMouse164: (adam whats your character name?)
cainki11able: )the girl i was talking too, she isn;t that hot)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (sean malone, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT IC)
BabyMouse164: *walks over to sean , offers to by him a drink*
BabyMouse164: " he doll,....whatcha doin up around here ?"
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *he swaggers into the nightclub, eyes predatory and always on the hunt. he scores the dancefloor for potential victims and easy targets. you may notice a very large bulge in the side of his trenchcoat where he seems to be concealing
AvntGrdCrmdgn: something very large*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (not like a penis you pervs)
cainki11able: *he glances to sean and nods to him as the womans bloody body is carried away by bouncers
BabyMouse164: ( but i just came up to you and hit on you....)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (but I hadn't stated my location yet, I've only just entered)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (so I guess the big easy is a bar for blood dolls and that kind of thing is expected and accepted)
BabyMouse164: (oh ok ill start over)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (you'll probably want to wait until I sit down)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *he nods back to sean and takes a seat on a nearby couch. On his way some foolish patron steps in front of him and his greeted by a gloved fist to the side of his head*
BabyMouse164: * walks across dance floor to where a man is smoking a cigar, sits down next to him and looks at him with curiosity*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (11 bashing)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (the mortal's head comes off)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: ((I rolled for it))
BabyMouse164: ( huh?)
cainki11able: *he glances to laura with a smirk on his face. h glances to the decapitation and laughs and slaps a hand ion his knee in enjoyment* whats up toots..
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (I rolled dex+brawl to hit with 6 successes and str +3 for damage with 5 successes. mortals wouldn't soak an unexpected hit so he takes 11 damage. they have a health pool of like 7 so anything over that kills him instantly)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (and graphicly)
BabyMouse164: * im not a toots* *pulls out small knife form her thigh guarder from uinder dress and points it towards phill*
AvntGrdCrmdgn has left the room.
BabyMouse164: (whyd he leave)
cainki11able: (i'll invite him)
BabyMouse164: ( did i do soemthing wrong)
cainki11able: (he got kicked)
cainki11able: *he glances at the knife* i don't bleed like a stuck big in an outhouse.. *he chuckles* names Bronson.. Cahrles Bronson..
cainki11able: (you try inviting him)
BabyMouse164: (hold on i will)
cainki11able: (ok)
cainki11able: (may have to do new chat room
AvntGrdCrmdgn has entered the room.
BabyMouse164: ( so you do like talking to me)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (Ok everyone roll inits)
BabyMouse164: ( i dont know what this rolling thing is)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (what happened since you pulled the knife on him)
BabyMouse164: cainki11able: *he glances at the knife* i don't bleed like a stuck big in an outhouse.. *he chuckles* names Bronson.. Cahrles Bronson..
BabyMouse164: thts what happened
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (HAW HAW HAW HAW CHARLES BRONSON GENIUS)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (AHEM)
cainki11able: (thanks)
cainki11able: (i love the name)
BabyMouse164: * puts knife back in guarder* * Toby....where yah from hun?*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *he rolls his eyes as the small woman pulls a knife. not completely discounting her as big surprises can sometimes come in small packages, he puts a hand in his pocket and thumbs a throwing knife*
BabyMouse164: * catches knife in hand*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *doesn't throw it plus you didn't roll for it*
BabyMouse164: lol
BabyMouse164: ( what is roll)
BabyMouse164: (i dont get this roll thing)
cainki11able: *he glances to shawn and his ears perk a bit* i'm from new orleans.. *he had a slight creol accent*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (if things were that easy i could just type "decapitates everyone in room and supplicates their bleeding holes" and that would be the end of it)
BabyMouse164: ( ok )
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (rolling as in rolls a die, all systems in roleplaying are based on rolling die to determine if you succeed at an action and if you do, how well you succeed)
BabyMouse164: ( wheres the dice)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (we use automated dice rollers because then everyone can see what your roll was)
BabyMouse164: ( i dont have one of those)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (i'll get a link but you don't have a character sheet with stats on it so you'll have to let us imagine what your stats might be)
BabyMouse164: yes i do
BabyMouse164: ( soulreaver)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (okay soulreaver send me your sheet and tell me, was it sanctioned?)
BabyMouse164: ( on that vampire masquearde thingy, but it got too confusing with tryting to make a character so i just quit )
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (you have to read the books)
cainki11able: (lets just continue)
cainki11able: (no masquerade no books)
BabyMouse164: ( no dice?)
cainki11able: (thats what bronson says)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (DICE FOREVER)
BabyMouse164: ( dice satan)
cainki11able: (come on adam..)
BabyMouse164: ( im confused )
BabyMouse164: (u guys play...ill come in at different times)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (fine, but I will still roll for actions)
BabyMouse164: (so how r we playing now)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (fine we do it your way)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (anything goes, you can catch my knife, i can decapitate, anything you can type will go)
cainki11able: *he smiles at the woman and crosses his legs at the ankle and puts a hand in her lap* were you from?
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (http://206.65.59.246/dicerollerww/diceroller.tpl)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: ( http://206.65.59.246/dicerollerww/diceroller.tpl )
BabyMouse164: * gestures body away from his filthy hand* * mexico*
BabyMouse164: * turns all the way around and looks at sean* * how bout you hun, where yah from?*
cainki11able: mexico huh... allof of shit went down in mexico.. *he leans back and his eyes glaze over in revery*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *he laughs as the woman recoils from bronson's paw*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *lounging back in the seat, he puts his hands behind his head and considers for a moment* I'm from all over the place, doesn't really matter
cainki11able: your from little rock you stupid rapscallion.. *he kicks sean as he comes out of his daze*
BabyMouse164: *slightly giggles at what the greasy man ahd said*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *he chuckles maliciously and kicks him back playfully... hard (potence 2).. you soak the damage but a lesser mans leg could have been broken*
BabyMouse164: * turns back to bronson* * so what bring you to this scummy joint in town?*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: fuck you bronson *he says with a slight smirk*
cainki11able: i wanted to grab me some sweet vagina.. and then lick it.. and stick it.. with my penis made of pure man meat and adoration for the mechinations of mike tyson.. *he he runs a hand threw his red hair and cracks his neck*
BabyMouse164: * doesnt look like youve had much luck*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *he bursts out laughing, completely uncontrollably. flecks of saliva fly accross the room as he heaves*
cainki11able: well that last girl was a skank.. so i broke her face.. *he crosses his legs*
BabyMouse164: * whats so funny * * she quickly turns her neck towards sean and states
BabyMouse164: * questions*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: "man meat for the adoration of mike tyson" *he quotes, laughing again*
BabyMouse164: * you boys want a drink?* * slowly rises from the bench*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *he nods at the woman and raises a finger* I'll take a bloody colostomy bag
BabyMouse164: * rolls eyes at the man and turns to bronson lokoing for a real answer*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (real drink)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *shot of jager, shot of red bull, shot of draino)
BabyMouse164: ( ok sorry, )
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (it's delish)
BabyMouse164: ( im not too sure about the drano part but wahtever)
cainki11able: *he nods as well and takes a deep puff of his expencive cigar* J&B straight up...
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *he nods sagely* i''ll take one of those as well
BabyMouse164: * ok. * * she turns away and whips her long red thick hair in the air, she slowly walks towards the bar and sits in the stool*
BabyMouse164: ( man shes so sexy id fuck her)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (I don't like redheads)
BabyMouse164: ( shes not a redhead)
BabyMouse164: ( she got black hair and red eyes)
BabyMouse164: ( oh i c oops sorry)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: ( long red thick hair )
BabyMouse164: (i know it was an oops )
cainki11able: *he wipers to sean as he eyes the girls ass from afar*
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *leaning in to hear bronson speak while eyeing the woman*
AvntGrdCrmdgn has left the room.
cainki11able: (damm his internet)
AvntGrdCrmdgn has entered the room.
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (hail set)
BabyMouse164: ( go on whisper on boys)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *a devilish smile cracks his face and he whispers back)
BabyMouse164: ( hey you have to tell me waht yuor whispering bitches)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (actually we don't since you wouldn't be able to know IC)
cainki11able: *he laghs and nods* lets wiat till the cutey gets back..
BabyMouse164: * carries the 2 drinks for the men in her right hand and carries a beer for herself in the left as she walks slowly back over*
BabyMouse164: * she hadns the drinks to the men meanwhile winks at sean, and sits back down*
cainki11able: *he takes the drink and smiles and the sets it on the table, then reaches for his gun and unloads four shots into her chest*
BabyMouse164: ( what)
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *he winks back and drops the liquid into his mouth*
BabyMouse164: ( u cant kill me )
BabyMouse164: ( y)
BabyMouse164: ( im playing with you guys )
AvntGrdCrmdgn: (if you guys wanted dice we could always roll for initiative)
BabyMouse164: * has a bullet proof corset on and survives the attack*
BabyMouse164: * stnad up and yells * what the fuck pig, why are you shooting me *
AvntGrdCrmdgn: *he stands while throwing off his trenchcoat revealing a fireaxe in his hands, he lunges and strikes her in the skull*
BabyMouse164: ( wtf)
BabyMouse164: fine
BabyMouse164 has left the room.