Comments | saucydiva: Fic: Wm. Darcy, Pornographer

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Fic: Wm. Darcy, Pornographer

Mar 27, 2013 16:58

Title: Wm. Darcy, Pornographer
Author: saucydiva
Word count: 4.5K.
Rating: R. Truly!
Disclaimer: Clearly I don’t own it or I’d buy you all souvenir pocket watches.
Timeline: post-episode 98.
Summary: Darcy bought a porn company to save Lydia. Now what?
Author’s Note: Thanks to anmasp and stars-inthe-sky for the beta!

( She placed her hands on his chest firmly. “No, you own a porn company. It’s weird to think about.” )

lizzie bennet diaries, fic: one shot, fan fic

Comments 24

princess_george March 27 2013, 22:23:22 UTC

Fair trade pornography?

You're bananas. This was hilarious.

Somehow I really loved it when Lydia said "Maybe. Regardless." at the very beginning. It signalled the pacing on her dialogue, maybe?

ETA: so pleased also that you noted that Darcy realized it was a stupid idea for him to ask Lizzy to work at Pemberley. Pet peeve and all that.

saucydiva March 29 2013, 16:20:24 UTC

I threw that in there in an attempt to suck up to you, and by extension, Canada.

Glad you like my Lydia voice, as well. She's an utter delight, to me.

princess_george April 2 2013, 12:44:25 UTC

YOU are an utter delight for all the sucking up to me and my country. Utter delight, madam.

stars_inthe_sky March 27 2013, 22:39:53 UTC

Well, you managed to make a delightful fic even more awesome in the editing process. Kudos!

(And I would totally take a pocketwatch if you at some point do start distributing them.)

saucydiva March 29 2013, 16:22:11 UTC

Your suggestions were, as always, appreciated. Plus I got to squeeze another holiday in there! Thank you for the beta.

emilyla March 27 2013, 23:26:51 UTC

This is amazing. Your characterization is fantastic as usual, and I liked that Lizzie called Darcy out on his pushing her to commit more than she was ready for. And everything about this was just so funny! This line, in particular, made me laugh so hard: Darcy, distraught, sat on his jacket. I mean, it's just so Darcy. Great job.

ETA: OF COURSE JANE IS KINKY. OF COURSE. I love it.

saucydiva March 29 2013, 16:30:05 UTC

I really felt Darcy needed an outward expression of his inner turmoil, and merely returning to the wedding with a serious look on his face wouldn't work- he'd have to upset his appearance. You KNOW his suit is always pressed.

Jane is super kinky. I have a bunch of headcanon that was going to make it into a fic I ended up never writing, but- she's the actual wild Bennet child.

jncar March 27 2013, 23:43:57 UTC

love it!

Lydia become a porn executive is hilarious, and I love her insistence on ethics. Plus all the suggestions from their friends were fabulous.

And the mid-thrust proposal is an instant classic.

saucydiva March 29 2013, 16:33:42 UTC

I love the idea that Lydia takes over the sleazy company that almost orchestrated her downfall, and turns into into a company that appeals to women as a business model, while still taking care of their models/actors.

sullen_aquarian March 28 2013, 02:30:21 UTC

I love all of this, but especially:

"I could... follow in your footsteps.” She paused, then added, “But with porn.”

Who knew Lydia would become a porn purveyor prodigy?

saucydiva March 29 2013, 16:38:24 UTC

I just can't picture anything else that would send a chill up Darcy's spine quite like knowing Lydia was modeling her business- her porn business- after Darcy.