Being a fairy princess is hard work. It's not all parties and boat christenings and pretty dresses. It's about governing. And I've known that with great power comes great responsibility, ever since I was a wee one.
Thanks! I think this was for halloween? My first halloween, I was a ghost-blob, mostly acting as a candy-beard for my parents who were in their early/mid 20s.
Unfortunately, by the time I can remember most things, they had become Responsible Adults of 27 and 29.
One of my earliest memories was when I was 3. My newborn brother was staying with my grandparents, for some reason, and my parents THREW A KEGGER in our house because they had a room that had literally no furniture in it at the front of the house. I remember waking up and being thirsty, so I wandered down the stairs, and my mom had just sat down something that looked like orange juice. And the minute I went to drink it (WITH TWO HANDS BECAUSE I WAS A RESPONSIBLE CHILD), my mom's friend was like OH NO LET'S GET YOU SOMETHING ELSE.
I realized around middle school that what I was about to drink was in fact, a wine cooler. Whoops.
I had young parents. Not like. Teenager young. My mom was 23 and my dad had just turned 25 when I was born, and they were the first of their friends to have kids
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And how seriously you're taking being a fairy princess
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One of my earliest memories was when I was 3. My newborn brother was staying with my grandparents, for some reason, and my parents THREW A KEGGER in our house because they had a room that had literally no furniture in it at the front of the house. I remember waking up and being thirsty, so I wandered down the stairs, and my mom had just sat down something that looked like orange juice. And the minute I went to drink it (WITH TWO HANDS BECAUSE I WAS A RESPONSIBLE CHILD), my mom's friend was like OH NO LET'S GET YOU SOMETHING ELSE.
I realized around middle school that what I was about to drink was in fact, a wine cooler. Whoops.
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