Fic: Long- Distance Leslie Lovin’: A User Manual

[saucydiva]

Title: Long- Distance Leslie Lovin’: A User Manual
Author: saucydiva
Word count: 2K
Rating: R for sex talk and swearing and naughtiness
Disclaimer: Clearly I don’t own it or I would dump hundreds of red, white and blue balloons down on you
Timeline: 4x22

Summary: As prompted by birthday girl k8_26_2:
Donna and Tom give Ben unsolicited advice about how he

Comments

[americnxidiot]

you know the sound an accordion makes when you get tired of your sister having it and you stab it with a steak knife?

holy crap lmao

[k8_26_2]

This is the best.

[saucydiva]

There are no rules when it comes to torturing your sister.

This applies both to stabbing her musical instrument, but also taking that instrument up in the first place.

[stillscape]

Just be aware that random fluids will brick iAnythings is where I lost it. You're my favorite person right now.

[saucydiva]

I assume I'm your favorite person 24/7. So.

[stillscape]

I assume that you'd refuse to believe me if I claimed otherwise. So.

[saucydiva]

You just get me.

[stars_inthe_sky]

I did not think I could enjoy the Parks ensemble talking about sex this much. But truly...awesomesauce.

[saucydiva]

And I think that's because ultimately, they aren't really talking about sex. I mean they are, loudly and in public, but also, each of them has some pretty solid long distance relationship advice for Ben, because they love him. Because everyone on the show loves each other. Which is why I love them.

Thanks for reading!

[stiffleaves]

OMG, I love it. Ahahahah.

[saucydiva]

Thank you! I can't help but torture Ben occasionally.

[k8_26_2]

Again, thank you so much! This is awesomesauce - by which I mean, I love it. I know you love to write the ensemble so I am thrilled that everyone made it in, even though I only prompted Donna and Tom. Your April is just the best. (Also, was that a mini Cougar Town shoutout I spotted in there as well?)

[saucydiva]

Awww, Kate. I loved the prompt- you sent me the the three, and I was like, eh, not feeling it, OH YES YES YES. And I hope it's ok I threw everyone else in- I figured, the only time Tom and Donna are really going to get time with Ben is at JJs, because then he's going to be packing- and after he throws a metric ton of shirts and hair gel and skinny ties into a suitcase, he has to have a bunch of sex and sadness, and there's just not going to be time- and if he's at JJs getting grilled, everyone else is going to wander over too. Plus, and you know this, I just really love bouncing everyone off each other. It's sort of a weakness of mine.

And I just really, really love April. I can't even explain it.