Things I've Learned in College:
* It is not a good idea to procrastinate, but I'm going to do it anyway (and still pull off a decent grade, surprisingly enough!).
* There is a ridiculously huge difference between 18 and 20 credits.
* Just because you're older does not mean you're mature.
* Jane Austen was very talented and wrote more than the same plot over and over again.
* If you have to walk on eggshells around a person all the time, they really aren't worth the stress.
* Actions speak louder than words. The people who really want to hang out with you will actually do it rather than say it all the time.
* People both change and stay the same.
* Life is not and never will be fair, but everyone wants it to be anyway.
* Niccolo Machiavelli had a long, healthy marriage with many children.
* English Majors use Sparknotes more than we care to admit.
* Apples to Apples is the best game ever.
* Love cannot conquer all, but it can sure do a lot!
* Intentions are not nearly as important as results are.
* Putting myself first is not nearly as selfish as it used to sound.
* There is no one right way to do anything (even math and science to a lesser extent).
* Free time means more to me than any honor I can receive.
* Nothing worth doing is ever easy at first.
* Professor Hala can play a mean lyre.
* I am not anyone's emotional punching bag. Not anymore.
* It is possible to outgrow guilt.
* Having a Master's/PhD. isn't a guarantee for success unless you also have common sense and good manners.
* I've changed more than I ever thought I would, and I probably still will long after this. :)
* There is a ridiculously huge difference between 18 and 20 credits.
* Just because you're older does not mean you're mature.
* Jane Austen was very talented and wrote more than the same plot over and over again.
* If you have to walk on eggshells around a person all the time, they really aren't worth the stress.
* Actions speak louder than words. The people who really want to hang out with you will actually do it rather than say it all the time.
* People both change and stay the same.
* Life is not and never will be fair, but everyone wants it to be anyway.
* Niccolo Machiavelli had a long, healthy marriage with many children.
* English Majors use Sparknotes more than we care to admit.
* Apples to Apples is the best game ever.
* Love cannot conquer all, but it can sure do a lot!
* Intentions are not nearly as important as results are.
* Putting myself first is not nearly as selfish as it used to sound.
* There is no one right way to do anything (even math and science to a lesser extent).
* Free time means more to me than any honor I can receive.
* Nothing worth doing is ever easy at first.
* Professor Hala can play a mean lyre.
* I am not anyone's emotional punching bag. Not anymore.
* It is possible to outgrow guilt.
* Having a Master's/PhD. isn't a guarantee for success unless you also have common sense and good manners.
* I've changed more than I ever thought I would, and I probably still will long after this. :)