ShArP dIsAsTeR iN a FrEsH nEw CoMa, WaS iT wOrTh It WhEn It WaS oVeR

Jun 14, 2004 22:47

I was bored so eh why not

ABOUT YOU
Your full name::Shand
Age:: 16
Height:: 5'1"
Natural hair colour:: brown
Eye colour:: brown
Number of siblings:: OnLy ChIlD nIggA
Glasses/contacts?:: Glasses, but i have 20/20 vision lol
Piercings:: Like 6 in my ears
Tattoos:: psssh
Braces?:: psssh

FAVOURITE
Colour:: PiNk
Band:: DaShBoArD
Song::Blink 182 Dammit
Stuffed animal:: Bacon=)
Video game::SuPeR mArIo BrOtHeRs *TWO*
TV show::....die
Movie::Cant hardly wait
Book:: Kama Sutra................JUST JOSHIN YA
Food::French Fries
Game on a cell phone::Bowling on Mandos phone Brutha
CD cover::,....your mom
Flower:: daisies
Scent:: LuCkY YoU...WhAt CaN i SaY iM a LuCkY gIrL;)
Animal::Kiiitties
Comic book::Spider Man #243 SpEcIaL eDDiTiOn
Cereal::honey comb
Website::El Jay
Cartoon::Home Movies

DO YOU
Play an instrument?::Violin
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: no
Like to sing?::....
Have a job?::I'm a professional ass kicker
Have a cell phone?:: yeah
Like to play sports?::"ass kicking" is my sport of choice
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?::i hate that question, FUCK YOU QUESTION
Have a crush on someone?:: NiGGa PlEaSe YoU cOuLdNt Be A bEttEr PlAyEr ThAn Me EvEn If YoU fUcKeD eVeRyDaY oF tHe WeeK
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: Afgahnistan for 10 years
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: Exactly 5
Have any special talents/skills?:: Ass kicking, but thats about it
Excercise daily?:: If "Ass Kicking" is Exercise...then yes
Like school?::Oh Fo ShO

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?::Yeah
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: si senor
Speak any other languages?:: German and Italian
Go a day without food?::...I can't go two hours w/o food BUD
Stay up for more than 24 hours?::yeah
Read music, not just tabs?::wtf???
Roll your tongue?:: Si
Eat a whole pizza?::SURPRISINGLY no

HAVE YOU EVER

Snuck out of the house?::no
Cried to get out of trouble?::no
Gotten lost in your city?:: no
Seen a shooting star?::no
Been to any other countries besides the united states?::Afgahnistan
Had a serious surgery?:: yuh
Stolen something important to someone else?::Just Mels pictures
Solved a rubiks cube?:: yeah
Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: yeah
Cried over a girl?:: no
Cried over a boy?:: no
Kissed a random stranger?:: no
Hugged a random stranger?:: no
Been in a fist fight?::I'm a professional ass kicker
Been arrested?::yeah
Done drugs?::..PSSH
Had alcohol?::no
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: NO DAMMIT YOU'RE A DAMN FUCKING LIAR THAT HAS NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED...ASSHOLE
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?::no
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?::no
Swore at your parents?::no
Been to warped tour?:: no
Kicked a guy where it hurts?::no
Been in love?:: yeah
Been close to love?::no
Been to a casino?:: no
Ran over an animal and killed it?:: no
Broken a bone?:: no
Gotten stitches?:: no
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?::lol okay so as you can probally tell i've been lying on just about EVERY mother fuckin question but this is too funny of one not to say no, so i really dont remember when but one day me and brandy dixon and like 4 other people filled up balloons at our friends house not gonna name her lol cause id get shit for it, and this is the middle of febuary people, but yeah we def. filled the water balloons up went outside in bathing suits and had like a full on water balloon fight adn we all jumped in her pool...it was fun...okay im sorry :(
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: no
Made homemade muffins?::no
Bitten someone?::no
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?::no
More than 5 times?:: yeah
Been to niagra falls?::yea
Burped in someones face?:: ..i am ashamed
Gotten the chicken pox?::yeah

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU

Brushed your teeth:: bout ten minutes ago cuh
Went to the bathroom:: bout 30 minutes ago cuh
Saw a movie in theaters:: bout 4 years ago cuh
Read a book:: bout 5 weeks ago cuh
Had a snow day:: ??? bout 10 years ago cuh
Had a party:: bout 5-8 days ago cuh
Had a slumber party:: bout 5-8 days ago cuh
Made fun of someone:: ....doing it right now cuh...
Tripped in front of someone:: yesterday
Went to the grocery store:: saturday cuh
Got sick::idk
Cursed:: bout two minutes ago cuh

PICK ONE

Fruit/vegetables:: fruit...y liek Sarah Globig
Black/white:: white
Lights on/lights off:: BaBy WhEn ThE lIgHtS gO oUt;) Ill ShOw YoU wHaT iTs ALL aBoUt
TV/movie:: movie
Car/truck:: truck
Body spray/lotion:: lotion
Cash/check:: cash
Pillows/blankets:: blankets
Headache/stomach ache:: headache
Paint/charcoal:: paint
Chinese food/mexican food:: El ApAcHe CrEw Fo LyFe..( we havent been there in over 3 months...)
Summer/winter:: SuMMa
Snow/rain::SNOW
Fog/misty::Misty
Rock/rap:: Rock....
Meat/vegetarian::MEAT, AND THERES NOTHIN MANDA CAN DO ABOUT IT...BAH AHAHAHAHAHA
Boy/girl:: ThE fEllAs NiGGa
Chocolate/vanilla::Vanilla
Sprinkles/icing::Icing
Cake/pie:: Cake
French toast/french fries:: french fries
Strawberries/blueberries:: strawberries.. heh
Ocean/swimming pool:: oceeeeeeean
Hugs/kisses:: GiMMe SoMe SuGa
Cookies/muffins:: CooKiEs
p33n/bewbz:: That question just confused me=(
Wallet/pocket:: Pockett
Window/door:: door
Emo/goth:: emo
Pink/purple:: PrEttY iN pInK
Cat/dog:: CaT
Long sleeve/short sleeve:: NO sleeve HEH
Pants/shorts:: no pants! HEH
Winter break/spring break:: HoT n FrEsH oUt ThE kItChEn MoMMa RoLLiN tHaT bOdY gOt EvErYmAn In HeRe WiShIn SiPPiN oN cOkE aNd RuM iM lIkE So WhAt iM dRuNk! SpRiNg BrEaK 03' BaBy!!!
Spring/autumn:: Autumn...Zero FrIzzzzz
Clouds/clear sky:: sunny day, lifting tha clouds away
Moon/mars:: mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FRIENDSHIP

How many friends do you have?::I have alot of aquantinces(sP?) few actual friends
What are their names?:: Bob Dan and Tim
Do you have a best friend?::yes
Have you ever liked one of your friends?:: the fellas, fallen for a couple
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: guy friends
Have you ever lost a friend?:: yeah
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?::Oh Fo ShO
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?:: 1 2 3.....4, JUST STICK IT IN!, Wanna get on top of me?..BURRITOO...Chanuka,PiMpIn AiNt EaSy,DIABLOOOO, TaG TeAm!!! ThE DaNcE, Im OnE rUggEd BiTcH, FSA FO LYFE NIGGA, RuB mY bEllY, Theres gonna be mold in places tehre should NEVER be mold, CoRn ShUcKeRs FoR lYfE, ReMeMbEr HoW mY bOdY tAsTeS, StEvE aNd KyLe SkItZ, StRaWbErrY sHoRt CaKe, ThE jEwIsH sOnG, MiNe AnD sPeArS OTHER sOnG...holy shit i could go on for another 20 minutes but i wont
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?::YuH
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?:: Ive done alot of nice things i think buying melissa cake adn a card and ice cream might have been teh nicest tho
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?::Stick around no matter how fucked up i am and how much i was fucking up
Do you miss any of your old friends?:: yea
What friend have you known the longest?::Kor
Do you regret anything youve done to a friend?::i try not to regret things but there is a couple things i would take back
If so, what is it?:: .. no comment
How often do you spend time with your friends?:: almost everyday im w/ one of the girls
Do any of your friends drive?:: most of the,
Has a friend of yours ever died?:: yeah sadly and im not being gay either
Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?::...oh boy
What do you think your friends think of you?:: Im a CrAzY bItCh

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love?:: already asked that question
If you have, with who?::
Are you single?:: yes
Are you in a relationship?:: nah
If so, for how long?:: .....
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: yeah
What is your idea of the best date?:: beach=)
What was your first kiss like?:: lol Mel will be the first one to tell ya i HATED my first kiss, i remember thinkin "If this is kissing then i NEVER wanna do it again"
How old were you when you got your first kiss?::...i was young
Do you think love is a load of shit?:: no
Whats the best experiance youve ever had with the opposite sex?:: ehh
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: yeah
Have you ever been dumped?:: yeaaaah
Have you ever dumped someone?:: yeaaah
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:: ....

WORD ASSOCIATION

Slippers:: tricia
Hat:: Kevin
Hard:: ...haha
Free:: liar
Space:: something corporate
Taste:: liquor
Good charlotte:: ..ehhh
Red:: blood
Deep:: water
Heart:: ache
Cord:: iron
Cheese:: burger
Rain:: florida
Work:: eh
Pedal:: car
Head:: "Never that" HA i love Sarah, and i know where you got that from lol
Bed:: MY bed
Fluff:: pillows
Hardcore:: SaMbO
Race:: Hispanic
Knife:: Sean
Jump:: rope

I....
am:: gay
want::ice cream
need:: ice cream
crave:: ice cream
love:: ice cream
hate:: you
did:: ...heh
feel:: gay
miss:: LoVeLy LoUiSe
am annoyed by::Boys
would rather:: Be somewhere else, someone specials house
am tired of::boys
will always::oyy

SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music?:: PrEttY iN pUnK
What time is it now?:: 11:40
What day is it?:: Monday
Whens the last time you called someone?:: Umm Idk
How much money do you have right now?:: 40
Are you hungry?:: No i just want ice cream
Whatcha doin?:: miles apart
Do you like parades?:: no
Do you like the moon?::lol yeah, it reminds me of mississippi
What are you going to do when youre done with this?:: sit in my computer chair
Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?::yeah but so is penis, heh go figure
If you could have any magical power what would it be?::mind readin
Have you ever had a picnic?::yeah
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: i had like seriously maybe 10 cause i always broke my counter
What about sock em boppers?:: no
Are you wearing any socks right now?:: no

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

funny?:: kinda
pretty?:: Ive thought i LOOKED pretty before
sarcastic?:: lol was there a point in this question
lazy?:: fuck yea
hyper?:: yeah
friendly?:: ;) HoWdY sTrAnGeR
evil?:: ...
smart?:: yeah
strong?:: you have to be, to make it as a professional ass kicker
talented?:: ...at ass kicking
dorky?:: read the fucking quiz and you answer that

ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or dont know)

high:: Leland
skip:: Kyle
dance:: Tricia
lonely:: me
pen:: Sarah
flower:: Nick Hethcoat
window:: Korey
psycho:: Korey
brain freeze:: Sarah
orange:: Darrin
sassy:: Me
jelly:: Kyle

FOR OR AGAINST

suicide:: against
love:: for
drunk drivers:: against
airplanes:: for
war:: THIS war, for
canada:: for
united states:: for
rock music:: for
gay marriage:: against
school:: .. eeh for i guess?
surveys:: for :)
parents:: against
cars:: for
killing:: for
britney spears:: against
coffee:: for
pants:: against..

WOULD YOU EVER

Sky dive?:: yes
Play strip poker?:: been there done that
Run away?:: no
Curse at a teacher?:: yeah
Not take a shower for a week?:: im not melisssa guys
Ask someone out?:: NO
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: no
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: yes
Go scuba diving?:: yes
Write a book?::no
Become a rockstar?:: no
Have casual sex?:: na

LAST QUESTIONS

What shampoo do you use?:: panteen
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?:: no comment
What kind of computer do you have?:: compaq presario
What grade are you in?:: 11th
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: yess
Or just make out?:: yesssss
How many posters do you have in your room?:: 0
How many cds do you have?:: alot, mostly burnt
What time is it now?:: 12:04
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