AHH
Quickly, help me find my jacket or hoodie! I'm colder than fuck ;__;
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I think it's about time that I attempted another "real" entry. I've been posting needless crap, lately.
Here goes!
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A while ago, Alex asked me if I could convince my Mom to let him stay at our house for a week. Turns out, I didn't have to try. Alex just walked up to my Mom and asked himself, and she said yes. The week started last night. He's off at work, right now, and I'm sitting at my computer typing like the lifeless moron that I am.
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Dad woke me up this morning and did one of those nearly predictable "Dad" things. "Matt, get up. Go upstairs and go back to sleep on your bed." I was on the couch downstairs. About ten minutes later, I go back downstairs only to NOT find him there. Wtf? Why not just let me stay on the couch? Sonuvabitch...
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Come visit Alex and me! We are lonely. We desire friendly company!
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I... Fucking cleaned my room yesterday! CLAP FOR ME. And dance.
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I talk to Alex while he "works"...
InvoluteAmadeus: hoy
Scratchloser: Hoy, son.
InvoluteAmadeus: you up early
Scratchloser: Dad woke me up and kicked me out of the family room. For what reason? I know not.
InvoluteAmadeus: Haha
InvoluteAmadeus: I bet it was cause he wants to watch his porn
Scratchloser: I'm not doubtful of that.
InvoluteAmadeus: Hehe
InvoluteAmadeus: I feel so sick today
Scratchloser: Sorry, my bad, dog.
InvoluteAmadeus: I thought I was going to spew all over the place this morning
Scratchloser: Ew, cool.
Scratchloser: Think of it this way. If you do, free ticket back home.
InvoluteAmadeus: yup
Scratchloser: Oh, shit. I've been sick, lately... I hope you're not getting what I had.
InvoluteAmadeus: Great
Scratchloser: Eh, it wasn't bad for me. Vommited once and it was all over.
InvoluteAmadeus: I dont like the hole vommiting thing
InvoluteAmadeus: Its gross.
Scratchloser: And what? You think I like it? Aww, hell, yeah! VOMMITING IS THE NEW FAD.
InvoluteAmadeus: Cool
Scratchloser: Ew.. When I typed "fad", I almost said "fag"
Scratchloser: Vommiting is the new fag...
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This wasn't very much of a satisfactory entry, but it's all you're going to get because I've got orange juice and Pop Tarts that need tending. Hey. Stop mocking me. Or I'll chew your furniture.
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I think it's about time that I attempted another "real" entry. I've been posting needless crap, lately.
Here goes!
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A while ago, Alex asked me if I could convince my Mom to let him stay at our house for a week. Turns out, I didn't have to try. Alex just walked up to my Mom and asked himself, and she said yes. The week started last night. He's off at work, right now, and I'm sitting at my computer typing like the lifeless moron that I am.
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Dad woke me up this morning and did one of those nearly predictable "Dad" things. "Matt, get up. Go upstairs and go back to sleep on your bed." I was on the couch downstairs. About ten minutes later, I go back downstairs only to NOT find him there. Wtf? Why not just let me stay on the couch? Sonuvabitch...
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Come visit Alex and me! We are lonely. We desire friendly company!
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I... Fucking cleaned my room yesterday! CLAP FOR ME. And dance.
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I talk to Alex while he "works"...
InvoluteAmadeus: hoy
Scratchloser: Hoy, son.
InvoluteAmadeus: you up early
Scratchloser: Dad woke me up and kicked me out of the family room. For what reason? I know not.
InvoluteAmadeus: Haha
InvoluteAmadeus: I bet it was cause he wants to watch his porn
Scratchloser: I'm not doubtful of that.
InvoluteAmadeus: Hehe
InvoluteAmadeus: I feel so sick today
Scratchloser: Sorry, my bad, dog.
InvoluteAmadeus: I thought I was going to spew all over the place this morning
Scratchloser: Ew, cool.
Scratchloser: Think of it this way. If you do, free ticket back home.
InvoluteAmadeus: yup
Scratchloser: Oh, shit. I've been sick, lately... I hope you're not getting what I had.
InvoluteAmadeus: Great
Scratchloser: Eh, it wasn't bad for me. Vommited once and it was all over.
InvoluteAmadeus: I dont like the hole vommiting thing
InvoluteAmadeus: Its gross.
Scratchloser: And what? You think I like it? Aww, hell, yeah! VOMMITING IS THE NEW FAD.
InvoluteAmadeus: Cool
Scratchloser: Ew.. When I typed "fad", I almost said "fag"
Scratchloser: Vommiting is the new fag...
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This wasn't very much of a satisfactory entry, but it's all you're going to get because I've got orange juice and Pop Tarts that need tending. Hey. Stop mocking me. Or I'll chew your furniture.