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May 13, 2005 09:28

im more fuckin' fun than you are....

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.jae.

May 13, 2005 4:47 AM

its 442 am i am so durnk. i showed my boobs to liek a milliom paeople AFTEr i dropped my phone in my drink. after that, erin dropped my phone in a beer. it does not work. we were having a lil after bar at tghe bar and the batrtender gave me my $ back cuz i hsowed him my tits and then the cops busted in. 6 of em. i was wasted, and my keys were in my car with my id. i had to give some pig all my info WASTEdd. twas an experience. io am still drunk. i should have meailed you all this, butr myspace seemed way more fun. my dad actually called me aty 3am cuz they thought iwas dead or something, but i couldn't answer cuz my phone. little did they know i was safe on erins couch eating kraft singels with my head in some steran gers lap who paid me a dollar to see me "solid rack" (thakn you bartender named chris), but i only let him touch my leg and make sure the cehese went in my mouth, .

this will either be hilarious tomorrow or so so sad. eoither way, i am laughing right now. and about ot pass out , you are my favoretie sdamsamtha ever.

PSPSPSP i took my jacket off and put it on isnsdie out whn they play kriss kross "jump.

i rule.
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