Nobody does that to my little Dank Permanent Marker
I've been stuffing around with this fanfic generator thingy, trying not to be bored and such.
I had a funny one ending with Ron and Hermione jumping each other all night long, except I clicked away and can't get it back. :( So instead, since I just finished OotP, Umbridge/Filch. Hee!
The Irritating Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Filch and Umbridge went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Filch hit Umbridge in her foot with a big mahogany iceball. It hurt a lot, but Filch kissed it dispairingly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really patterned snow man!" Filch said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Umbridge said. "That would be more battered and politically correct."
"I know," Filch said. "We can make a snow toad. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up comically and made a truck-shaped snow toad. Filch put on a turnip for the leg. The toad was almost as big as Umbridge.
"It looks muffled," Filch said haughtily. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Umbridge said and held up a hideous smoothie. "I found this on a dolphin." She put the smoothie onto the toad's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the toad, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players, they have their exits and their entrances.
Umbridge screamed jovily and ran but the snow toad chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow toad jumping her lovingly.
"Nobody does that to my little Dank Permanent Marker," Filch screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow toad through the arm. It fell down and Filch kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Umbridge said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The smoothie lay in the yard until a hidden child picked it up and took it home.
Lmao! :D
Do people recommend My Name Is Earl? I'm seeing it everywhere at the moment.
Also does anyone have Arrested Development S2E9 (Burning Love), that they could pretty please upload for me (or point me somewhere I can get it)? (THANKYOU gryffindorkz! :D) I have the rest of the season, and need this episode to keep watching!
I had a funny one ending with Ron and Hermione jumping each other all night long, except I clicked away and can't get it back. :( So instead, since I just finished OotP, Umbridge/Filch. Hee!
The Irritating Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Filch and Umbridge went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Filch hit Umbridge in her foot with a big mahogany iceball. It hurt a lot, but Filch kissed it dispairingly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really patterned snow man!" Filch said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Umbridge said. "That would be more battered and politically correct."
"I know," Filch said. "We can make a snow toad. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up comically and made a truck-shaped snow toad. Filch put on a turnip for the leg. The toad was almost as big as Umbridge.
"It looks muffled," Filch said haughtily. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Umbridge said and held up a hideous smoothie. "I found this on a dolphin." She put the smoothie onto the toad's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the toad, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players, they have their exits and their entrances.
Umbridge screamed jovily and ran but the snow toad chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow toad jumping her lovingly.
"Nobody does that to my little Dank Permanent Marker," Filch screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow toad through the arm. It fell down and Filch kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Umbridge said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The smoothie lay in the yard until a hidden child picked it up and took it home.
Lmao! :D
Do people recommend My Name Is Earl? I'm seeing it everywhere at the moment.
Also does anyone have Arrested Development S2E9 (Burning Love), that they could pretty please upload for me (or point me somewhere I can get it)? (THANKYOU gryffindorkz! :D) I have the rest of the season, and need this episode to keep watching!