My Two Cents, No. 1
Here's some change for you, MTV.
Heavy promotion of a band that calls themselves the "Motion City Soundtrack" is not one of your better choices.
How can a band be a soundtrack? Is this "ha ha, funny, I get it, ironic" like the Electric Light Orchestra?
For that matter, my girlfriend likes their "70s House." What the fuck, MTV? I happened to flip through channels and catch that whiff. Do you find the dumbest motherfucking kids you can find in order to make every sensitive teenager feel better about themselves with some simple consolation, like knowing that no matter how many pimples you have on your face, despite flunking math, you're still smarter than they are?
When I was a child and a teenager, TV told kids what to desire, and all that shit was adult-themed. All of my childhood was basically spent with shit on TV that wasn't speaking to me, it was telling me about adult life and all kinds of other shit that I couldn't do because I was a kid.
Today, all this fucking shit is aimed toward kids, relating to kids, featuring kids, all about kids. History is stupid, forget about everything but right now. The best shit that ever happened was yesterday, and tomorrow will top yesterday.
Or course, not all kids are dumb, but if I happen to catch some show, why do I have to see the dumbest ones? I fucking hate dumb!
Stop being fucking stupid, television! Stop it!