might be the only guy who's ever argued this point

May 31, 2006 14:07

9:52 PM 5/30/06 · So, I recently met a lady who has a healthy appreciation for sex and, during the course of which, she complimented me on being very well endowed. This made me pause and then thank her for the compliment but inform her that she was mistaken. Too be specific she didn't say well endowed so much as I have a big cock.

I take issue with this.

While I'll go so far as to say I'm well endowed now and again...I don't think I'm all that big. It may be a failing of Western culture but the general consensus seems to be all about length. I'll go so far as to admit that I'm quite a bit thick (forced to measure it once at about 5½" around) but I really don't consider myself to be big. It's not a huge deal, no pun intended...maybe, but I do often enjoy debating it with whoever whenever it comes up...

...this is really hard to do without being punny.

Have told women that they're dillusional, out of their heads, having a lack of perspective, etc. Course, perspective may play a part in it as visually I don't get that close to the subject matter in question. As a former lady love stated, when asked to lend her words to help me on this to the new lady (which she refused on the grounds that she doesn't like to lie...it's a conspiracy I swear), I can't state an honest opinion on this as I've never shoved it into myself and felt the extent of stretching it causes.

After that disturbing mental image...I may have slightly conceded she had a point. This does not mean I've changed my underlying belief that I'm anything but a good size and not ginormous though.
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