The Top 3 Things You Don't Want to Hear a Chaos Mage Say:

[satyr_nine]

3. "You'll get to like it eventually."

2. "So, who's for tentacles?"

1. "Oops..."

Comments

[blackbirdsonnet]

Nothing like a bit of tentacle rape to round out the evening, right?

[satyr_nine]

It's my theory that everybody has at least one tentacle story.

[blackbirdsonnet]

Only one?

[satyr_nine]

At least one. Mine involves sizzling squid in szechuan sauce. How about yours?

[blackbirdsonnet]

Mine may or may not involved naked antics.

[satyr_nine]

You're doing it wrong if you're not naked.

[blackbirdsonnet]

That's what I say about almost all things in life.

[satyr_nine]

A sound philosophy. You'd fit in well amongst some number of my acquaintances.

[blackbirdsonnet]

Are any of them rather attractive older women? If so, why have you been leaving me out of the loop so long, sugar? I thought we were friends!

[satyr_nine]

You know what they say about delaying pleasure. How much older do you like them?

[blackbirdsonnet]

I like women far more than girls. Guide me towards a confident woman in her thirties and I'm a happy lass ;)

[satyr_nine]

Hmm... interesting.

[satyr_nine]

She's a little younger than you said, but...

[blackbirdsonnet]

Pretty, who is she?

[satyr_nine]

Her name is Kristina. She's the apprentice of the former High Priestess of my Covenant, Terra. While she's not the most experienced of witches, she has a quiet strength of personality that does command respect. She may yet be your kind of woman, and I have no reason to believe she isn't interested in women.

[blackbirdsonnet]

Then you simply must introduce me, see if we can hit it off :)

You're my pimp, Satyr.