about some things
A list of some things that should not exist.
Assignments, due in the first and second week of the semester.
Blackberries. A computer stops being good when the keyboard is a keypad, and the display is smaller than a business card. A phone stops being good when it has a keyboard attached to it.
Cupcakes: gay muffins. (I'm mostly kidding. Though honestly I don't really care for cupcakes.)
Giggling. Laugh, or don't. Laugh or choke. There is no giggle.
Jealousy.
Jesus tramp stamps.
Obesity.
Out-of-date computers or other gadgets. Instead of throwing away the old ones we should have been finding ways to upgrade them all along, without needing to dispose of the actual physical material. I'm certain it can be done.
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My phone broke the other day. It froze in a half-turned-on mode (or half-turned-off if you are a pessimist), and it stayed that way no matter what was done to it, for two days and a checkup by Virgin reps at the mall (those noble, learned people who just said "just buy a new one".) Now it works. I gave it another chance (something like a fifth chance or so), and now it lives.
I have sooo much reading to do. Gawd damn.
Assignments, due in the first and second week of the semester.
Blackberries. A computer stops being good when the keyboard is a keypad, and the display is smaller than a business card. A phone stops being good when it has a keyboard attached to it.
Cupcakes: gay muffins. (I'm mostly kidding. Though honestly I don't really care for cupcakes.)
Giggling. Laugh, or don't. Laugh or choke. There is no giggle.
Jealousy.
Jesus tramp stamps.
Obesity.
Out-of-date computers or other gadgets. Instead of throwing away the old ones we should have been finding ways to upgrade them all along, without needing to dispose of the actual physical material. I'm certain it can be done.
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My phone broke the other day. It froze in a half-turned-on mode (or half-turned-off if you are a pessimist), and it stayed that way no matter what was done to it, for two days and a checkup by Virgin reps at the mall (those noble, learned people who just said "just buy a new one".) Now it works. I gave it another chance (something like a fifth chance or so), and now it lives.
I have sooo much reading to do. Gawd damn.