The first two five things
For Beeblebabe (...Whitney?) and Nick.
- Anastasia's brazenness. When he hears that she is a princess of Russia he assumes that she will be well-behaved. She looks the part: her hair in neat little braids, her coat without a single spot or wrinkle.
The impression of docility is gone the second she opens her mouth. Instead, he realizes that Anastasia is the bossiest, most agressive child he has ever met. She's crazy. She never stops talking, laughing, staring everyone down as though they weren't an average of two feet taller than her.
And she won't stop... *looking* at him. In a way that makes him feel profoundly uncomfortable.
- The fact that Blanca is actually the most intelligent member of their group. Blanca is very bright for a wolf, but it still doesn't say anything good about any of them.
Sometimes Kurando wants to ask him how he puts up with it all. Then he remembers that wolves can't talk.
- When he finds out that Yuri was in love with a girl, and that she died.
It's not that he can't understand it. It only changes his perception of Yuri: before, Kurando saw him as the one without responsibilities, without attatchments. Now that freedom seems colder. The unwelcome kind.
- The time Lucia, Anastasia, and Gepetto decide it would be funny to get him drunk, dress him in some of Lucia's old clothes, and teach him to dance like a prostitute.
- The fact that he really enjoys it.
***
- "Oh my god," says Sasuke, because apparently in her dreams Sasuke can see through people's clothing using the Sharingan.
- "Oh my god!" says Naruto, shocked, three seconds after he finds her in the women's bath and three seconds before he is punched solidly in the face.
- "...Oh my god," says Tsunade, and starts to laugh uncontrollably, then makes one of her extremely rare apologies.
- "Oh... my god..." says Rock Lee, and not only his face, but his entire body turns completely red, from the tips of his ears to the tips of his toes.
- "Oh my *god,*" says Ino, hoarsely, and licks her lips.
- Anastasia's brazenness. When he hears that she is a princess of Russia he assumes that she will be well-behaved. She looks the part: her hair in neat little braids, her coat without a single spot or wrinkle.
The impression of docility is gone the second she opens her mouth. Instead, he realizes that Anastasia is the bossiest, most agressive child he has ever met. She's crazy. She never stops talking, laughing, staring everyone down as though they weren't an average of two feet taller than her.
And she won't stop... *looking* at him. In a way that makes him feel profoundly uncomfortable.
- The fact that Blanca is actually the most intelligent member of their group. Blanca is very bright for a wolf, but it still doesn't say anything good about any of them.
Sometimes Kurando wants to ask him how he puts up with it all. Then he remembers that wolves can't talk.
- When he finds out that Yuri was in love with a girl, and that she died.
It's not that he can't understand it. It only changes his perception of Yuri: before, Kurando saw him as the one without responsibilities, without attatchments. Now that freedom seems colder. The unwelcome kind.
- The time Lucia, Anastasia, and Gepetto decide it would be funny to get him drunk, dress him in some of Lucia's old clothes, and teach him to dance like a prostitute.
- The fact that he really enjoys it.
***
- "Oh my god," says Sasuke, because apparently in her dreams Sasuke can see through people's clothing using the Sharingan.
- "Oh my god!" says Naruto, shocked, three seconds after he finds her in the women's bath and three seconds before he is punched solidly in the face.
- "...Oh my god," says Tsunade, and starts to laugh uncontrollably, then makes one of her extremely rare apologies.
- "Oh... my god..." says Rock Lee, and not only his face, but his entire body turns completely red, from the tips of his ears to the tips of his toes.
- "Oh my *god,*" says Ino, hoarsely, and licks her lips.