http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2418199/1/ In which Priscilla is an elitist bitch. Not really.
And... this makes 30 fics up on the pit! Since 2000! That's 6 fics a year, not counting the chapters of multi-parters! I am such a geek. And I really don't care. You go live in the real world and I'll be over here writing gay romance novels about fictional characters.
In real life, my sister has a boyfriend, and I don't. Good for her and good for me.