Cat in Heat
So my sister wants her cat Chaos (capital C, thanks) to experience the Joys of Motherhood. She's in heat right now (which is funny in and of itself). Unfortunately, all the cats in our neighborhood have been neutered, so there's unlikely to be much hot cat-on-cat sex.
But this has brought about a simultaneously funny and sad situation. Our 10 year old cat Christopher has found himself attracted to Chaos. So usually they're fighting all the time for dominance of the house, but all the sudden, Christopher is grabbing Chaos and licking her head in a display of unbridled lust and basically cuddling up to her with the mighty seductive prowess of the older man. And then he gets angry and frustrated because he has no functioning genitalia. And then we all laugh, and he hates us.
But this has brought about a simultaneously funny and sad situation. Our 10 year old cat Christopher has found himself attracted to Chaos. So usually they're fighting all the time for dominance of the house, but all the sudden, Christopher is grabbing Chaos and licking her head in a display of unbridled lust and basically cuddling up to her with the mighty seductive prowess of the older man. And then he gets angry and frustrated because he has no functioning genitalia. And then we all laugh, and he hates us.