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Plan for Today!
8:45 Get up
9:00 Go for Breakfast; porridge, grapefruit juice
9:30 Leave for Lecture on bike
9:45 Arrive early for lecture; read through slides before lecture starts
11:00 Adjourn to BeanScene for £1 fair-trade, organic, independent coffee with low fat milk; recap lecture by go through slides and notes in more detail
12:00 Return home for healthy lunch of soup, read articles for social anthropology
14:30 Leave for Politics lecture
WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
8:45 Hit snooze
8:55 Hit snooze again
9:05 and again
9:15 …and again
9:25 Finally realise that it is MORNING and in the MORNING people have to GET UP and more importantly, my lecture starts in half an hour
9:26 ….proceed to check hockey scores instead of doing anything remotely productive.
9:45 Realise the time, panic. Do this
9:50 Try and find books. Fail to find books. Give up and just throw laptop into bag. Run down 5 flights of stairs whilst drinking a sugar-free tesco-value energy drink
9:55 Get on bike. Try not to be sick from previous energy drink.
10:07 Arrive at campus! Walk into lecture.
10.08 Walk straight out of lecture. It is a political science lecture. Lecture has moved. Fuck. Have no idea where it has moved too.
10:11 Follow the suspiciously large group of people walking to DHT. See sign on door. FIND LECTURE HURRAH
10:14 Walk into lecture 15 minutes late. Sit on the accidental creaky chair.
10:15 proceed to creak very, very loudly for 45 minutes every time you make even the slightest movement or breathe and make the lecturer glare.
11:10 Slink in shame to Starbucks. Order the largest toffee nut latte with whipped cream, caramel drizzle and sugar-y sprinkle bits that they can legally serve you.
11:12 Try to Log on to Starbucks wifi. Fail.
11:13 Call Starbucks lady. Cry on the phone until she tells you your username. Feel really stupid when you realise it’s your standard one.
11:15 Lecture slides are not online yet. t00b around on the internet. hunt for swim suits. twitter spam. more hockey scores. Chat with a housemate.
12:25 Load anthropology article. This counts as work, so take 45 minute break. t00b some more.
13:25 Realise the time. Panic, cycle home.
13:40 Remember resolution to be good student this semester. Rather than do anything to contribute to that goal, describe entire day in minute detail and post on the internet.
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