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1. How tall are you barefoot?
5'11"
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
No...but I grilled it once.
3. Do you own a gun?
nope
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents?"
No. Everyone loves me. Scientific evidence supports it.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
scrapings from the killing room floor
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
all of 'em. Christmas rules.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
O to tha J
9. Do you do push-ups?
nah, i'm more a crunches kinda guy
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
Is that like in the gnostic/sufi kinda way? no.
11. Are you vegan?
I.Love.Cheese.
12. Do you like painkillers?
I don't like anything that makes me dopey.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
I walk into a room. That about does it. (this is sarcastic arrogance, in case you hadn't picked up on it.)
14. Do you own a knife?
Like a butcher one...but I only threaten to kill people with it. I wouldn't get blood all over my cooking utensils! What the hell are you thinking?
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
ADHD. It's like ADD only with lots of bells and whistles.
16. Middle Name?
you know it. Neil
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment
Work should be two days a week.
Neko Case is perfect in every way.
If it weren't for drugs and alcohol, the left would be unstoppable.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought.
1) an iPod
2) some Pop Tarts
3) the new Built to Spill
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink.
1 Water
2 OJ
3 scotch and water
4 orange soda
5 tea. sweet. because if you drink it without sugar you are drinking brown water.
20. What time did you wake up today?
6:00 AM
21. What did you wear today?
Purple dress shirt, gray slacks, some shoes, and a little Kenneth Cole Black.
22. Current worry?
That I won't get enough federal aid to pay for my tuition for grad school.
23. Current hates?
I hate things. Like apathy, complacency, ignorance. I hate them because they are temporary states which become permanent because people feel out of control of them. Fact is, kid, you are what you do or don't do.
24. Favorite places to be?
I used to hate the beach...now it's where I want to be. Hurricanes or no hurricanes. Also, I like New England in the fall...but who doesn't?
25. Least favorite place to be?
I am there right now.
26. Where would you like to go?
New Zealand, Greece, and Scotland
27. Do you own slippers?
They are big Homer Simpson heads.
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
In Jacksonville, FL setting up the first ABA clinic in the city.
29. Do you burn or tan?
tan but I will definitely burn if left out too long. I don't know why people leave me out. It says clearly on my warning sticker that I am not to be exposed to direct sunlight...idiots...good thing I'm not a mogwai...
30. Last thing you ate?
Veggie burger with fries.
31. Would you be a pirate?
ARR! IS there any other life worth livin'?
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
A few weeks ago.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Mostly, I bathe after working out which means that I am soaking my muscles so they don't cramp which gives me time to read which is awesome. So I guess today I will think about the origins of the world's religions...which seem to stem from the same place.
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
I had a very active imagination. Lots of things were going to get me.
35. What's in your pockets right now?
My house keys and my cell phone.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Hank Azaria on Conan the other night.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
Star. Wars.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
compund fracture on the left arm. You wanna see the scar? I usually tell people it's from a knife fight.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2
41. Who is your loudest friend?
Me.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
Shane
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Proabably, I tend to be oblivious to those things.
44. Do you wish on stars?
Yes, and George Clooney hasn't granted any of my wishes...jerk.
45. What is your favorite book?
Dune.
46. What is your favorite candy?
Necco Wafers, kid!
47. What song do you want played at your wedding?
We are thinking of either Iron & Wine's cover of "Such Great Heights" or the Magnetic Fields' "The Book of Love"
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
I would say some really decent bop (monk or gillespie or bird or something)
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
sleeping
50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
I don't love pain at all. I don't love tattoos. Remember this, kids: When you are old, they will look like the one Grandpa Simpson had in the "Hellfish" episode...
5'11"
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
No...but I grilled it once.
3. Do you own a gun?
nope
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents?"
No. Everyone loves me. Scientific evidence supports it.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
scrapings from the killing room floor
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
all of 'em. Christmas rules.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
O to tha J
9. Do you do push-ups?
nah, i'm more a crunches kinda guy
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
Is that like in the gnostic/sufi kinda way? no.
11. Are you vegan?
I.Love.Cheese.
12. Do you like painkillers?
I don't like anything that makes me dopey.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
I walk into a room. That about does it. (this is sarcastic arrogance, in case you hadn't picked up on it.)
14. Do you own a knife?
Like a butcher one...but I only threaten to kill people with it. I wouldn't get blood all over my cooking utensils! What the hell are you thinking?
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
ADHD. It's like ADD only with lots of bells and whistles.
16. Middle Name?
you know it. Neil
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment
Work should be two days a week.
Neko Case is perfect in every way.
If it weren't for drugs and alcohol, the left would be unstoppable.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought.
1) an iPod
2) some Pop Tarts
3) the new Built to Spill
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink.
1 Water
2 OJ
3 scotch and water
4 orange soda
5 tea. sweet. because if you drink it without sugar you are drinking brown water.
20. What time did you wake up today?
6:00 AM
21. What did you wear today?
Purple dress shirt, gray slacks, some shoes, and a little Kenneth Cole Black.
22. Current worry?
That I won't get enough federal aid to pay for my tuition for grad school.
23. Current hates?
I hate things. Like apathy, complacency, ignorance. I hate them because they are temporary states which become permanent because people feel out of control of them. Fact is, kid, you are what you do or don't do.
24. Favorite places to be?
I used to hate the beach...now it's where I want to be. Hurricanes or no hurricanes. Also, I like New England in the fall...but who doesn't?
25. Least favorite place to be?
I am there right now.
26. Where would you like to go?
New Zealand, Greece, and Scotland
27. Do you own slippers?
They are big Homer Simpson heads.
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
In Jacksonville, FL setting up the first ABA clinic in the city.
29. Do you burn or tan?
tan but I will definitely burn if left out too long. I don't know why people leave me out. It says clearly on my warning sticker that I am not to be exposed to direct sunlight...idiots...good thing I'm not a mogwai...
30. Last thing you ate?
Veggie burger with fries.
31. Would you be a pirate?
ARR! IS there any other life worth livin'?
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
A few weeks ago.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Mostly, I bathe after working out which means that I am soaking my muscles so they don't cramp which gives me time to read which is awesome. So I guess today I will think about the origins of the world's religions...which seem to stem from the same place.
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
I had a very active imagination. Lots of things were going to get me.
35. What's in your pockets right now?
My house keys and my cell phone.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Hank Azaria on Conan the other night.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
Star. Wars.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
compund fracture on the left arm. You wanna see the scar? I usually tell people it's from a knife fight.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2
41. Who is your loudest friend?
Me.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
Shane
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Proabably, I tend to be oblivious to those things.
44. Do you wish on stars?
Yes, and George Clooney hasn't granted any of my wishes...jerk.
45. What is your favorite book?
Dune.
46. What is your favorite candy?
Necco Wafers, kid!
47. What song do you want played at your wedding?
We are thinking of either Iron & Wine's cover of "Such Great Heights" or the Magnetic Fields' "The Book of Love"
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
I would say some really decent bop (monk or gillespie or bird or something)
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
sleeping
50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
I don't love pain at all. I don't love tattoos. Remember this, kids: When you are old, they will look like the one Grandpa Simpson had in the "Hellfish" episode...