I'll suck a cock on the golden gate bridge before I give you a mixed green salad, buddy
I have a cold. My life cycle has become a system of "which cold drug do I take" to get me through a certain part of my day. Nyquil in the PM, Tylenol Day in the AM. I could try Eastern medicine, but that shit is a Jap conspiracy.
I'm wearing my father's Vietnam Army shirt, so I feel compelled to refer to Jap conspiracies.
Ross, the 50-something year old ex-Post Office employee who I work with, ran over a cat today. Mark, another dude I work with, got attacked by dogs not once, but twice during deliveries. The animal and human kingdoms again balance themselves out karmically.
My fist looks like I punched through a window, but I just have skin problems. If anyone asks though, yes, yes I did punch through a window. It was to save an old lady from being robbed in a burning building, underwater.
Lots of people buy flowers for the dead around this time. People spend too much money on the dead. When I die, I hope someone just sort of tosses me someplace. Instead of flowers for my carcass, by yourselves some CDs or burritos or something. No, I demand you buy burritos for yourself.
I got nothin' else. Fuck off.
I'm sorry. Don't fuck off. Just go away.
I'm wearing my father's Vietnam Army shirt, so I feel compelled to refer to Jap conspiracies.
Ross, the 50-something year old ex-Post Office employee who I work with, ran over a cat today. Mark, another dude I work with, got attacked by dogs not once, but twice during deliveries. The animal and human kingdoms again balance themselves out karmically.
My fist looks like I punched through a window, but I just have skin problems. If anyone asks though, yes, yes I did punch through a window. It was to save an old lady from being robbed in a burning building, underwater.
Lots of people buy flowers for the dead around this time. People spend too much money on the dead. When I die, I hope someone just sort of tosses me someplace. Instead of flowers for my carcass, by yourselves some CDs or burritos or something. No, I demand you buy burritos for yourself.
I got nothin' else. Fuck off.
I'm sorry. Don't fuck off. Just go away.