Le Meu Ascends Into Heaven

[saturdaynight16]

I know it’s been weeks. Kill me.

I got a desperate call from Sequoia two days ago, “Brian, I need you to provide my life with meaning!” Oh wait, that’s just what I heard. I think what he really said was, “WTF? It’s been two months since you wrote anything on your blog, what gives?” Well actually, it’s been less than one month, but knowing Sequoia’s opinion of my blog, I know what he means is that it’s been two months since I’ve written anything that appeals to him...