Revisiting a perfect date
Since Amy has been watching THE OFFICE (thank you Ryan for bringing your DVDs!). I feel the need to repost a classic Melinda entry. So here it is the perfect date Dwights and then mine. Enjoy!
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Dwight:"Let me describe the perfect date: I take her
out to a nice dinner. She looks amazing. Some guy tries to hit
on her..eh.. Now he wants to fight. So I grab him, I throw him
into a jukebox. Then the other ninja's got a knife. He comes at
me, we grapple, I turn his knife on him, blood on the dancefloor.
She's scared now, I take her home, I'm holding her in my arms.
I reach in for a kiss, I hear something in the leaves..I flip her
around, she gets a poison arrow right in her back. She was in on
it the whole time..but I knew."
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Dee: He picks me up. He's casually dressed but looking great. Music in his car is softly playing as we chat. Says he has something special planned. Go to dinner and a movie. We are walking out and he takes a detour up the stairs at the Cinema 3. Pulls me along with, we walk into the projector room. I'm stunned as he walks toward "the closet." I say, "don't touch that door" He says, "that's why we're here." He laughs as he opens the door which leads through hell to the other freaky closet at the Logan Arts Cinema (once call the Reel Time). Time slows, I run to stop him. Out of no where a ninja attacks me. I stake him with my hair stick, dust on the film. I turn to my date and the portal to hell. "I trusted you! Why?" He laughs and grabs to throw me into hell. I struggle. Psychotic laughter from the portal causes him to stop. He's scared. It's my turn to laugh, “Meet my friend!” Faster than eye something erupts from the portal. Blood on the projector. My date collapses and is dragged into hell by a monkey dressed as cupid. I sigh, “loves a bit*h.”
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Dwight:"Let me describe the perfect date: I take her
out to a nice dinner. She looks amazing. Some guy tries to hit
on her..eh.. Now he wants to fight. So I grab him, I throw him
into a jukebox. Then the other ninja's got a knife. He comes at
me, we grapple, I turn his knife on him, blood on the dancefloor.
She's scared now, I take her home, I'm holding her in my arms.
I reach in for a kiss, I hear something in the leaves..I flip her
around, she gets a poison arrow right in her back. She was in on
it the whole time..but I knew."
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Dee: He picks me up. He's casually dressed but looking great. Music in his car is softly playing as we chat. Says he has something special planned. Go to dinner and a movie. We are walking out and he takes a detour up the stairs at the Cinema 3. Pulls me along with, we walk into the projector room. I'm stunned as he walks toward "the closet." I say, "don't touch that door" He says, "that's why we're here." He laughs as he opens the door which leads through hell to the other freaky closet at the Logan Arts Cinema (once call the Reel Time). Time slows, I run to stop him. Out of no where a ninja attacks me. I stake him with my hair stick, dust on the film. I turn to my date and the portal to hell. "I trusted you! Why?" He laughs and grabs to throw me into hell. I struggle. Psychotic laughter from the portal causes him to stop. He's scared. It's my turn to laugh, “Meet my friend!” Faster than eye something erupts from the portal. Blood on the projector. My date collapses and is dragged into hell by a monkey dressed as cupid. I sigh, “loves a bit*h.”