Rcap of the last few hours
I watched "Without a Paddle" even though I fucking hate that Dax fag, because I love Matthew Lillard. Went pee. Noticed my glasses were croocked, tried to straighten them, they broke. Got super glue to fix them, it wouldn't open. Retrieved 2 pairs of pliers, atempted to open glue a second time, gleu broke. Had to remove glue bottle from fingers multipul times, tried to glue glasses back together, glued my index middle and thumb to glasses. Tried to use nail polish remover to free fingers didn't work, managed to pull thum and index from glasses. Middle had a good portion of pad glued to the lens. Went to get scaple-like-thing, walked around corner and to avoid stabing my sisters blood muppet in the face raised my hand, end of scaple thing hit the doorway plunging the blade into my palm. Used scaple to remove finger from lens, used some wire to hold glasses together, now I have to fix my car and buy new glasses. Fuck my life.