A BREACH IN MY DEFENSE LINE!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
There has been a breach in my defense line. You think that I would have enough ph34r b0ts to secure my safety, but NO! I have been side-swiped by a dirty, dirty trick. Oh I have learned my lesson...but I have yet to take my revenge!!!! ph34r m3 for I wear the hoodie of the black /\/i/\/j4!
I went to check my yahoo e-mail today and I saw an e-mail from a person named "Connie Bain." The e-mail subject line read "Hey dude, it's been a while..." Dude! Does that not sound like me? Does that not sound like I would know this person and that this person was tailoring their verbiage to my tendencies. So I asked myself, "Who is this? I must know them from somewhere....but I do not recognize the name...strange" But I click on the e-mail anyway. I find that this e-mail was sent to only 4 other people at a time with e-mail address unlike mine (ie not starting in the same letter or containing any other similarities). I go on to read....
"Shit bro ,You'll never guess what happened saturday. Pretty much found a dirty date site that is costless to use. Tons of couples, girls and guys are there messaging and meeting eachother. And I'm positive that there is someone (or more than one) for you. Although most of them want one-nighters, there are also those who like it serious. Whatever floats your boat, pretty much ;-)"
I was soooo mad. I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
How dare they! The scum of the earth. The underhanded tactics...I expected them...but I was not prepared. Damn it! Damn it OLGA!
::goes off to smash walls in::