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Dear douchebag neighbor across the street,
7am is NOT the appropriate time to take out your weed whacker and obsessively trim every blade of grass down to a ridiculously short length on your ENTIRE front lawn. I don't care if it's the day that the lawn waste truck comes by. 7am is sleepy tiemz, not obsessively do your yardwork with a weed whacker tiemz. I'm pretty sure you've ticked off the entire block, buddy.
No love,
your neighbor who likes to sleep in later than 7am.
This morning just wasn't doing it for me. First I wake up cold because apparetly mother nature thinks that it's appropriate to be 90° on the weekends and 50° on the weekdays. Come on, Gay Bay, I know you can keep some semblance of weather consistency. I'd even settle for a calm 80 at this point.
Then there's douchebag OCD about his lawn at 7am.
And then for some ungodly reason, they're blocking off the street in the direction of the highway to do some sort of construction. I don't get it. stop blocking off the main roads. You already have the other one blocked. GTFO my street plz
At least I'm awake this morning with no meetings on my schedule. Plz let me get some work done omg
I really shouldn't be laughing but omg this morning is ridiculous
7am is NOT the appropriate time to take out your weed whacker and obsessively trim every blade of grass down to a ridiculously short length on your ENTIRE front lawn. I don't care if it's the day that the lawn waste truck comes by. 7am is sleepy tiemz, not obsessively do your yardwork with a weed whacker tiemz. I'm pretty sure you've ticked off the entire block, buddy.
No love,
your neighbor who likes to sleep in later than 7am.
This morning just wasn't doing it for me. First I wake up cold because apparetly mother nature thinks that it's appropriate to be 90° on the weekends and 50° on the weekdays. Come on, Gay Bay, I know you can keep some semblance of weather consistency. I'd even settle for a calm 80 at this point.
Then there's douchebag OCD about his lawn at 7am.
And then for some ungodly reason, they're blocking off the street in the direction of the highway to do some sort of construction. I don't get it. stop blocking off the main roads. You already have the other one blocked. GTFO my street plz
At least I'm awake this morning with no meetings on my schedule. Plz let me get some work done omg
I really shouldn't be laughing but omg this morning is ridiculous