how to destroy the world
dear objects which are very useful,
plz to be not falling out of my pockets anymore.
thx.
so far i've lost one isotoner glove (very nice, warm glove D:) and my keycard to get into the office at work to the marvels of gravity. i've searched everywhere for both, much to no success. there were many places to drop the glove, so that's understandable, but the keycard? There are only so many places between here and work that it could've gotten (not to mention, it's usually shoved to the bottom of my butt pocket in my pants and usually never moves) and it was in none of these places. i searched the car, the house, the parking lot, and work. no luck. apwetihthawethoawiehtghoifhafomgwtfbbq
anyway. i found this article today, lol. 10 ways to destroy earth, all with scientific references (physics, mechanical, etc). my fave is hurling chunks of the earth into orbit with a giant nail-gun-like machine. i can just see it happening. blasting chunks of earth into orbit. BAM! BAM! BAM! OHNOEZ THERE GOES HAWAII! but alas, poor archipelago, i wish i knew you better. sob. did japan just fly by? sorry weeaboos.
plz to be not falling out of my pockets anymore.
thx.
so far i've lost one isotoner glove (very nice, warm glove D:) and my keycard to get into the office at work to the marvels of gravity. i've searched everywhere for both, much to no success. there were many places to drop the glove, so that's understandable, but the keycard? There are only so many places between here and work that it could've gotten (not to mention, it's usually shoved to the bottom of my butt pocket in my pants and usually never moves) and it was in none of these places. i searched the car, the house, the parking lot, and work. no luck. apwetihthawethoawiehtghoifhafomgwtfbbq
anyway. i found this article today, lol. 10 ways to destroy earth, all with scientific references (physics, mechanical, etc). my fave is hurling chunks of the earth into orbit with a giant nail-gun-like machine. i can just see it happening. blasting chunks of earth into orbit. BAM! BAM! BAM! OHNOEZ THERE GOES HAWAII! but alas, poor archipelago, i wish i knew you better. sob. did japan just fly by? sorry weeaboos.