HEY, I JUST CAME UP WITH A NEAT IDEA FOR A MEME.

Dec 12, 2007 00:06

Ten things you wish you could say to 10 different people right now (don't list names):

Nine things about yourself:
1. I heart guitar
2. I'm either really good at what I do or am currently trying to be
3. I seem like I know a lot, but I learn things on the fly.
4. I like learning things on the fly
5. I hate flies
6. I like to fly
7. I love myself
8. I wish music was a steady job
9. I like girls a lot, sometimes more than guys

Eight ways to win your heart:
1. Be super duper duper rich and be able to support my expensive lifestyle while you go watch the game on TV and I go out on a shopping spree with my best pals
2. Sense of humor
3. Dress with exact color coordination down to the hue and tone.
4. Prove that you would make a good mother
5. Understand my hobbies
6. Being asian helps but isn't always necessary
7. Fill out the Andrew's Love application by November 31st or February 31st for Spring Enrollment
8. Long hair (shut up sharon)

Seven things that cross your mind a lot:
1. I can do better
2. I just did better
3. Oh god, please man up
4. I'll be able to do this after I get into college
5. Fuck it, I'm gonna go play guitar
6. 8 hours of sleep is a myth
7. If only I had done this earlier in life

Six things you wish you never did:
1. Your mother
2. Live my earlier life by being submissive to every single human that had boobs
3. Eat cafeteria food
4. Reflecting on things that I never did
5. Reserved for your mother
6. Reserved for your mother

Five turn offs in a guy/girl:
1. Penis (very very very very very very very few exceptions)
2. Boyish look
3. Closed mind
4. Lack of trust
5. GOLD digger

Four turn ons in a guy/girl:
1. Shorter than me
2. Girlish actions and fashion
3. Helpless (kind of a weird one, I know)
4. As nerdy or more nerdier than I am (interchangable with geeky or dorky)

Three smiley's that describe your life:
1. :D
2. (>'.')>====oOo
3. d------(o.O)--------b=======><======\/<('.'<)

Two things you want before you die:
1. Write a song that makes me go:"Damn, i wish I could write that!"
2. Children who grow up to be better than me (good luck, kids)

One Confession: I've never meant any single one of the insults that I give out.
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