DIRECTIONS: Leave me a comment saying anything random, like your favorite lyric to your current favorite song. Or your favorite kind of sandwich. Something random. Whatever you like. I respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better. Update your LJ with the answers to the questions. Include this explanation. When others comment asking to be asked, you will ask them five questions.
kinako 01. YOU ARE A MERMAID. WHAT AQUATIC ANIMAL IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Bears and Tigers, obviously. I'd have a whole army of crabs waiting to invade Switzerland though.
02. YOU ARE GIVEN A REAL-LIFE KATAMARI. WHERE WOULD YOU ROLL? HOW BIG WOULD YOU ROLL? WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE PLANET/STAR IT TURNS INTO?
First, I'd pick the most densely populated State in the US : North Dakota. After that, I'll move around the US, then Canada, Then into Russia, and finally, most of Asia until my 15 minutes runs out. My katamari will be so big that Earth will start to lose self-confidence and start to eat comfort food to grow bigger. It would be named "Not A", because then when I look at my records, it'll say "Not A Planet", because it's not, it's a freaking ball of awesome.
03. A SONG PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND WHENEVER SOMETHING REALLY EPIC AND COOL HAPPENS IN YOUR LIFE. WHO PLAYS THE MUSIC? ARE THERE LYRICS?
All the finest orchestras, guitarists, pianists, drummers, and didgeridoo players will gather from all corners of the universe to play the most epic 80's montage music, and it'll be sung by Abraham Lincoln himself, who'll shift in and out of his falsetto parts with each step I take. There are lyrics, but they're in Asian.
04. YOUR DREAM GUITAR-- WHAT IT LOOK LIKE?
Mai gitaa, it looka like dese.
05. DO U LIEK MUDKIPS?
Lulz Mudkips
05. WOULD YOU RATHER DO HARRY POTTER OR THE WEASLEY TWINS? [BOTH WEASLEY TWINS] REMEMBER THIS GAME? IT WAS FUN, RIGHT?
Hagrid, no.
chaotic_truth 1. What's the most outrageous thing you're willing to do?
There's nothing Andrew can't do. :D Unless we're crossing my sexual orientation line because I'm SUPER OMFG CRAZILY INSECURE ABOUT IT. I WOULDN'T EVEN TALK TO ANOTHER GUY.
2. If you can make anything in the world, what would you make?
I would make another world right next to Earth. It'd be so awesome that Earth would be like "DAMN, that's a nice planet."
I would make an auto-memorizer so that memorizing things would be really easy. Nothing would be difficult anymore.
3. In Heroes, Hiro had the ability to Time travel, what kind of super powers would you like?
See question for answer.
4. What would you consider the perfect dinner?
I'm sitting alone outside a McDonalds, when suddenly, behind me, McDonald's turns into a huge castle with a dining room the size of a football field. It'd resemble Hogwarts' dining hall and every single person that I've ever breathed on will be there. And everyone would be dressed in royal clothing or else. We'd start the meal off with Goldfish and end with the fanciest foods. At 5:34 P.M., Elephants from Thailand would bust through the door and dance for us while Stephen Colbert comes in and plays and ACTUAL guitar solo without faking it. Then suddenly, the roof would open and there would be fireworks that exploded to make pictures in the sky. Nothing fancy, there'd be simple shapes like the Mona Lisa and Picasso stuff. For drinks, we all get those potions and elixirs that every gamer would love to drink just cause. Then, after the dinner, I'd have the castle and become King, and I'd look every single one of you guys and say "Yep, just another Tuesday in my book."
5. If your French 3 class became a battle royale, who would you kill first? xD
If I was sitting in front of HER desk, I'd toss a pencil and whoever it happens to hit will be the first one I kill. I think you get what I'm saying.
voquestionmark (From this point on, Livejournal won't let me unbold things, so everything will be emphasized)
01. Which book would you want to be a part of?
Just to spite you, Invisible Man. :D There was this one book that I read a long time ago where these kids went back in time to the medieval times and they did all this cool stuff and then he gets sent back in time when he's about to be jousted. That one.
02. A black hole sucks you in and you fall into AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER. You have a choice of mastering air, water, earth, or fire. Which will it be?
Water, because I took an elements test once and I got water, and I'm cool like that.
03. What instrument would you like to see in the pit?
Did you ask that with a straight face? I'll give you a hint, it starts with an E and ends with lectric Guitar. Or a techno drumset. Or an
electric vibraphone. 04. Would you rather have two left feet or two left hands?
Two left feet, cause dancing and walking is overrated. >>
05. What would you name your pet giraffe?
Giraffe and a half. I'd make sure he lives up to that name.
flawed_merit 01. Do you write your own musical pieces? How long does it take you?
Dang straight I write my own pieces. It all depends. My shortest one took a few days,
my longest completed one took about a week or two, and I have a thousand unfinished pieces.
02. Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Blind, I hate awkward silences.
03. Why have you never played a Zelda game, and how many ways should I kill you because of it?
No Nintendo System except for a gameboy, but one time, I was about to buy a Zelda game, when all of a sudden, a dragon of mediocre flew out of the nearest film license game section, and it tried to burn me with cheap effects, but I grabbed the nearest game to defend against it, which happened to be all of the Legend of Zelda games in the store. Thus, the last one reflected the cheap effects back and destroyed the dragon, so I was left with no Zelda game to buy. Ever since that day, I've never touched a Zelda game for fear of another new Spyro The Dragon. Also, -6.54.
04. In fact, what's the best way to DIE?
Freak electric guitar solo accident. You play so emotionally that your guitar starts to go on fire, with you on it, but the solo is the best one in guitar history, so you keep on going for those last few notes, and in the process, you find new notes that make every human, no matter how tough or gangster or anti-rock or young or old, cry tears of happiness and awe. As you play the last chord, the guitar blows up, with you on it, and a spectacular light show happens with many colors and stuff, and the only thing they could find left is a guitar pick made from your ashes and a letter to all of your loved ones. Your new notes creates a new scale and every musician uses it to get rich.
05. What best way do you think you can convince me to spare your life?
Me love you long time?
_sharstar01. Who is your favorite super hero and why?
If Hiro counts, then Hiro, cause he's got a sexy face and awesome powers.
02. How and when did you start playing the guitar?
I was just sitting on the couch one day, being awesome, when suddenly, a voice said to me "Hey, you look pretty awesome, want to learn something cool?" Then suddenly, I was infused with rock star powers and I just started playing. This was 200 years ago.
Actually, it was my sister who wanted to play guitar first. At first, she wouldn't let me use it until she was ahead of me by one page in our only guitar lesson book, but eventually, she got tired of it while I still wanted to play. Eventually, I started to use the guitar more often and things just took off from there. This happened 2 and a half years ago. She still doesn't play.
03. What is so appealing about girls having long hair? :P
What's not appealing about them? :D I actually can't really explain it, but it might have something to do with Ribbon Potential, but don't quote me on that.
04. In a battle between Takeshi and Yorito, who would win? Be reasonable.
Takeshi cause he has a sword and Yorito is paper. Scissors cuts paper. Victoly. Jonathan knows how helpless he is.
05. Would you rather have eternal crusty eyes (like when you wake up) or an eternal foamy mouth? Why?
Eternal crusty eyes hands down. It'd be pretty weird as a young adult, but when I get old, eternal crusty eyes will look very normal. :D Also, a foamy mouth would be really disgusting in the morning. Like, what kind of foam? And, you can't sleep without foam getting everyplace. And when you brush your teeth, you can't tell which part of the foam is toothpaste and which part is the nasty caca on your face. If the foam was, say, whipped cream, then alright, eternal snack. But if it's like Clearasil, I'd have negative-dirty skin and all my food would taste weird. Thanks, I'm going to go throw up now. :D
elrondio 01. You meet the person of your dreams. You have so many things in common, the silences are never awkward, when you hug they fit perfectly in your arms no matter how big/small they are, they share your sense of humor and never fail to make you laugh, and they are so beautiful to you, not necessarily just physically, but beautiful in the way that holding someone is beautiful, or hearing the perfect song for the moment is beautiful. One day you learn that this person is your long-lost sister. What do you do?
THIS QUESTION SUCKED ASS. Yeah, I'd move on cause I'm a pimp like that.
02. Would you rather be the best guitar player in the universe and never find love, or such at guitar, but meet the lady of your dreams and have her love you?
Probably the second one, except instead of sucking, I'm the best guitar player in the universe and I get mah leidy.
03. Would you rather look like Legolas or your mom?
They're the same, but I'll choose Legolas just to humor you.
04. Would you rather have sex with an attractive man or a female aunt?
Neither one would go over too well with the rest of my family, but if we're talking REALLY attractive, I dunno...
05. You are a classic rock band. Which band are you and why?
N'SYNC I'd be all of them because the 70's and 80's would be nothing without a little Andrew in them. Except Kansas. They weren't worthy of being a part of the All-knowing Andrew Band. All guitars are made from my dead skin cells.