Jump Jack
Word of advice: Do not drink 4 Miller Lites, play a losing game of beer pong, drink 2 White Russians, go to the Bowling alley with 10 other dudes and drink a pitcher of Amstel Light, stay up until 4:30 am and then expect your ass to be prepared to run 5 miles by 5:45 am...IT'S JUST NOT GONNA WORK...
In other news, 2 days ago I asked Charmayne on a date and she said yes and then I fiddled around for about 10 minutes and then I kissed her. It was a reluctant kiss with a weak start but ended with a gratifying strong finish. Ahhhhh.
I need to wake up for class more often...
Today I am going to get wristbands for the HUGE, HIGHLY ANTICIPATED, "YOU'RE A LOSER IF YOU DON'T GO" game involving #14 ranked ASU vs. #1 ranked USC. Oh GOD! This game is the biggest and the baddest. Win or lose...EVERYONE IS GETTING WASTED! But if we win...haha...oh man...IF WE WIN...I am GONNA RIOT! Straight up. So if you see me on ESPN punching some security guard in the face, don't be surprised. He had it comin' anyway. Just kidding...maybe...
Today is October 1 so Oktober Fest has come to our wonderful city of Tempe...Maybe I'll go do something with that tonight...
Girls...*sigggghhhh*...girls are girls ya know? BUT WHY...WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY do girls have such high expectations of the commitment of men in college? Especially at ASU...It's almost a joke to me...ha...but I could do with the laughter...
Random cheesy comeback just popped into my mind
Girl: You are such a tool
Guy: So do you wanna screw?
YA GET IT! Wanna screw?! Want to screw?! Huh? Huh!? HUH!? Don't ever tell ANYONE I told you that joke...
I'm so tired from running that I can't think to straight anymore or rather, I choose not to take the effort to divulge my thoughts to you right now. So for all the French, au revoir mon amie!
In other news, 2 days ago I asked Charmayne on a date and she said yes and then I fiddled around for about 10 minutes and then I kissed her. It was a reluctant kiss with a weak start but ended with a gratifying strong finish. Ahhhhh.
I need to wake up for class more often...
Today I am going to get wristbands for the HUGE, HIGHLY ANTICIPATED, "YOU'RE A LOSER IF YOU DON'T GO" game involving #14 ranked ASU vs. #1 ranked USC. Oh GOD! This game is the biggest and the baddest. Win or lose...EVERYONE IS GETTING WASTED! But if we win...haha...oh man...IF WE WIN...I am GONNA RIOT! Straight up. So if you see me on ESPN punching some security guard in the face, don't be surprised. He had it comin' anyway. Just kidding...maybe...
Today is October 1 so Oktober Fest has come to our wonderful city of Tempe...Maybe I'll go do something with that tonight...
Girls...*sigggghhhh*...girls are girls ya know? BUT WHY...WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY do girls have such high expectations of the commitment of men in college? Especially at ASU...It's almost a joke to me...ha...but I could do with the laughter...
Random cheesy comeback just popped into my mind
Girl: You are such a tool
Guy: So do you wanna screw?
YA GET IT! Wanna screw?! Want to screw?! Huh? Huh!? HUH!? Don't ever tell ANYONE I told you that joke...
I'm so tired from running that I can't think to straight anymore or rather, I choose not to take the effort to divulge my thoughts to you right now. So for all the French, au revoir mon amie!