Recap Part III: AHHHHHH MANNNNNNNNN!
Right...So Ashlea and I are walking to the game and there are people in the front of Sun Devil stadium with buckets to to collect funds for those befallen by the tragedy by Hurricane Katrina. I donated about 5 bucks and so did Ashlea and then we proceeded to the game. 5 Flights of Ramp later, we were at the top of the stadium where we met up with Ashlea's roomates; Nikki and Heather and also with Shannon (a different Shannon who is ALSO a guy...go figure).
So we're all walkin' around all of a sudden I hear..."Oh my GOD! Black MAMBA!!!" I turn around because this was one of my nicknames I had from Manzy last year. It's ARI! Ari was the girl who got me to actually smoke a cigarrete again while we were in Manzy. Damn her! Anyway, so Ari is there and she's with two of her girlfriends. They alllll look pretty tipsy but her girlfriend, who I found out was named Yassa, was drunk off HER ASS! IT WAS HILARIOUS. This girl couldn't stand but the whole time she had the goofiest grin on her face.
Ari kept on saying "YASSA! STAND UP!" and Yassa just kept saying "Okay Okay." As you might have guessed Yassa eventually fell flat on the ground. Now keep in mind, Yassa's wearing a mini-skirt with a thong...YEA. SO...Yassa's ass is hanging out of her skirt and Ari is violently trying to drag Yassa and then she tries to pick her up and while all of this going on and we're all laughing, a cop is walkin' our way and Ari is like "oh shit!" and she somehow manages to pick Yassa up and Yassa somehow manages to stand on her own. The cop is like "Is she alright?" And Ari is just like "She's fine. She's fine. Just tired." I nearly choked back tears, I was about to bust out laughing so hard. Somehow Heather, Ashlea, Nikki, Shannon and I managed to leave and I don't know what happened to Ari, her friend or poor Yassa.
So now we're in the stands and the game was great. It was a tough battle between both ASU and LSU but that was awesome. We moved seats and Heather and I were drunk off of our asses. It was funny because on the huge tv in the stadium they kept on showing this girl with huge breasts in a gold bikini top and everytime they did, all the guys would cheer. All I could say was "DAMN!" while Heather, Ashlea and Nikki shot me that "fem-Nazi" look...Heyyyyy. SHANNON WAS DOING IT TOO!!! And sorry to say folks but ASU lost by 4 points...35 to 31 but the game was still great and I'm glad I donated to the relief fund once again. I think 1 million dollars was raised for the fund at the game. SO GOOD JOB EVERYONE! Gold stars for ALL OF YOU KIDDIES!
Soooo...after the game, we're driving in traffic. I'm at a stop light with Ashlea on passenger and Heather, Nikki and Shannon in the back. I've pretty much cursed out the whole city of Tempe and I'm about to make a right turn where there are a BILLION FUCKING students waiting for the crosswalk. Traffic is so bad that this cop was trying to direct me to turn left but somehow my mind made me say "FUCK THAT!" and so I made a sharp right and the cop jumped back in surprise, then blew his whistle...I stopped the car. He shot me a glare as he began to walk up to the driver's seat. Then...and I was amazed...my mind made me say "Fuck that!" and I gunned it down the street with an angry cop waving his arms. All of us in the car were cracking up by that time and we retold the story a countless times because we had countless times to tell considering we were stuck in some fucked up traffic.
So now I'm at the Commons chillin and I eventually decide to go to a party with Lauren and Ashlea is going to the Buzz and Nikki is going to Chilis with Shannon and Heather just says "I wanna a drink. I'm going to the bars". One drink but you're going to all the bars??? Hmm...Maybe I heard that incorrectly. So now I'm at Univeristy Houses a.k.a UniHo and Lauren is waiting in the car for me along with Kevin. We drive a really far way to this party and when we arrive...HOLY JESUS! This party was like the death metal...we're all white people listening to Atreyu and Metallica type party. It was this dude's birthday but somehow I wasn't feeling the "Kill your spleen" music OR the moshing...Hm...eh...Still tapped that keg though. So eventually we leave and Lauren is getting lost and I keep on asking her where she's from and somehow...WITH THE POWER OF TEAMWORK, we find our way back home. So I go to my car to change in better attire and I'm pretty bored at this point.
There's about a thousand parties I could have gone to and my phone's ringin' off the hook but somehow my heart wasn't in it. I wanted to go to the Buzz but couldn't find ANY of my 3 IDs and so instead I took a shower, changed and went back to UniHo. I met up with a VERY VERY drunk Lauren who was laughing her ass off in this dude's house where he had this terrier dog that was so shaky and nervous that when I just rubbed my hand agaisnt the carpet it pissed it's pants. Well not really but it did get scared. Next, our exodus took us to this one dude's apartment where he was havin' a kickback pretty much. So we all go in there and tap the keg and play this game called Catch Phrase. I won't explain the game or rules or anything like that but I must tell you, it was INTENSE and this girl kept on telling me "We played catchphrase! We played catchphrase!" And she kept on hugging me but she was cute and I didn't mind...And pretty much the night ended with me going over to Ashlea's where I encountered a drunken Heather who had a write-up from the RA for the night as well as a drunken Shannon (Mexican Shannon)...THEN! Yea...it's 5:30 in the morning and the goddamn night STILL isn't over.
Ashlea and Shannon wanted to go to Del Taco and I was somehow supposed to provide transport over there...So we eventually get Del Taco and then I have to hop a wall that's about 9 feet because Ashlea forgot her keys to open the gate, Heather's asleep and my car needs to get though. AFTER ALL OF THIS...I finally get some sleep...
Wake up SUNDAY! Go to Ashlea's house in Gilbert, AZ...watch this movie with J-Lo...go back to The Commons. Ashlea and Nikki make Tacos...all of us watch "Diary of a Mad Black Woman" and then "Harlem Nights" (yea it was black people's night and then Cisqo comes over. Cisqo pretty much is enamored by Ashley (white Ashley) and so they go in the room and I don't know what goes on but I can tell you that they certainly were NOT playing checkers or chess or yahtze. Eventually I arrive home at 1:30 am and don't go to bed until about 2:45...*Whew* What a weekend!
So we're all walkin' around all of a sudden I hear..."Oh my GOD! Black MAMBA!!!" I turn around because this was one of my nicknames I had from Manzy last year. It's ARI! Ari was the girl who got me to actually smoke a cigarrete again while we were in Manzy. Damn her! Anyway, so Ari is there and she's with two of her girlfriends. They alllll look pretty tipsy but her girlfriend, who I found out was named Yassa, was drunk off HER ASS! IT WAS HILARIOUS. This girl couldn't stand but the whole time she had the goofiest grin on her face.
Ari kept on saying "YASSA! STAND UP!" and Yassa just kept saying "Okay Okay." As you might have guessed Yassa eventually fell flat on the ground. Now keep in mind, Yassa's wearing a mini-skirt with a thong...YEA. SO...Yassa's ass is hanging out of her skirt and Ari is violently trying to drag Yassa and then she tries to pick her up and while all of this going on and we're all laughing, a cop is walkin' our way and Ari is like "oh shit!" and she somehow manages to pick Yassa up and Yassa somehow manages to stand on her own. The cop is like "Is she alright?" And Ari is just like "She's fine. She's fine. Just tired." I nearly choked back tears, I was about to bust out laughing so hard. Somehow Heather, Ashlea, Nikki, Shannon and I managed to leave and I don't know what happened to Ari, her friend or poor Yassa.
So now we're in the stands and the game was great. It was a tough battle between both ASU and LSU but that was awesome. We moved seats and Heather and I were drunk off of our asses. It was funny because on the huge tv in the stadium they kept on showing this girl with huge breasts in a gold bikini top and everytime they did, all the guys would cheer. All I could say was "DAMN!" while Heather, Ashlea and Nikki shot me that "fem-Nazi" look...Heyyyyy. SHANNON WAS DOING IT TOO!!! And sorry to say folks but ASU lost by 4 points...35 to 31 but the game was still great and I'm glad I donated to the relief fund once again. I think 1 million dollars was raised for the fund at the game. SO GOOD JOB EVERYONE! Gold stars for ALL OF YOU KIDDIES!
Soooo...after the game, we're driving in traffic. I'm at a stop light with Ashlea on passenger and Heather, Nikki and Shannon in the back. I've pretty much cursed out the whole city of Tempe and I'm about to make a right turn where there are a BILLION FUCKING students waiting for the crosswalk. Traffic is so bad that this cop was trying to direct me to turn left but somehow my mind made me say "FUCK THAT!" and so I made a sharp right and the cop jumped back in surprise, then blew his whistle...I stopped the car. He shot me a glare as he began to walk up to the driver's seat. Then...and I was amazed...my mind made me say "Fuck that!" and I gunned it down the street with an angry cop waving his arms. All of us in the car were cracking up by that time and we retold the story a countless times because we had countless times to tell considering we were stuck in some fucked up traffic.
So now I'm at the Commons chillin and I eventually decide to go to a party with Lauren and Ashlea is going to the Buzz and Nikki is going to Chilis with Shannon and Heather just says "I wanna a drink. I'm going to the bars". One drink but you're going to all the bars??? Hmm...Maybe I heard that incorrectly. So now I'm at Univeristy Houses a.k.a UniHo and Lauren is waiting in the car for me along with Kevin. We drive a really far way to this party and when we arrive...HOLY JESUS! This party was like the death metal...we're all white people listening to Atreyu and Metallica type party. It was this dude's birthday but somehow I wasn't feeling the "Kill your spleen" music OR the moshing...Hm...eh...Still tapped that keg though. So eventually we leave and Lauren is getting lost and I keep on asking her where she's from and somehow...WITH THE POWER OF TEAMWORK, we find our way back home. So I go to my car to change in better attire and I'm pretty bored at this point.
There's about a thousand parties I could have gone to and my phone's ringin' off the hook but somehow my heart wasn't in it. I wanted to go to the Buzz but couldn't find ANY of my 3 IDs and so instead I took a shower, changed and went back to UniHo. I met up with a VERY VERY drunk Lauren who was laughing her ass off in this dude's house where he had this terrier dog that was so shaky and nervous that when I just rubbed my hand agaisnt the carpet it pissed it's pants. Well not really but it did get scared. Next, our exodus took us to this one dude's apartment where he was havin' a kickback pretty much. So we all go in there and tap the keg and play this game called Catch Phrase. I won't explain the game or rules or anything like that but I must tell you, it was INTENSE and this girl kept on telling me "We played catchphrase! We played catchphrase!" And she kept on hugging me but she was cute and I didn't mind...And pretty much the night ended with me going over to Ashlea's where I encountered a drunken Heather who had a write-up from the RA for the night as well as a drunken Shannon (Mexican Shannon)...THEN! Yea...it's 5:30 in the morning and the goddamn night STILL isn't over.
Ashlea and Shannon wanted to go to Del Taco and I was somehow supposed to provide transport over there...So we eventually get Del Taco and then I have to hop a wall that's about 9 feet because Ashlea forgot her keys to open the gate, Heather's asleep and my car needs to get though. AFTER ALL OF THIS...I finally get some sleep...
Wake up SUNDAY! Go to Ashlea's house in Gilbert, AZ...watch this movie with J-Lo...go back to The Commons. Ashlea and Nikki make Tacos...all of us watch "Diary of a Mad Black Woman" and then "Harlem Nights" (yea it was black people's night and then Cisqo comes over. Cisqo pretty much is enamored by Ashley (white Ashley) and so they go in the room and I don't know what goes on but I can tell you that they certainly were NOT playing checkers or chess or yahtze. Eventually I arrive home at 1:30 am and don't go to bed until about 2:45...*Whew* What a weekend!