Recap Part I
Where do I start? Well...Thursday night I went to the salsa club with Selase, Paige and Jamil...I must say I was kinda' bored...everytime Paige wanted to dance with me but I didn't feel like it because 1) I was tired and 2) She still didn't know a lot of the dance moves I wanted to do. As arrogant as it sounds, I just wasn't feeling it. Friday was wonderful. I was up and at the Student Rec track field by 6:00. The rowing coach had all of us (boys and girls) sprint a total of 5 miles that day. So damn dog tired but right as we finished our last run, it began to rain and a hard rain. Let me tell you this. For those of you that DON'T reside here in Arizona, being caught in a hard rain is like Jesus coming down to Earth. IT NEVER HAPPENS!
Moving along, Friday night was a frat party by Theta Xi. I went with Ashlea and 2 of her roommates, Ashley and Heather, who might I add are a hilarious bunch of girls. It was thrown as this guy, Cisco's house and somehow I suppose I received a bid for the Fraternity and I'm somehow pledging Theta Xi...*shrug* Anyway, so Cisco was cool and there were a lot of girls at the party and some girl who was drunk off her ass and wearing sunglasses took them off and put them on me and then she was like "OMG it's KANYE WEST!!!" Apparently she thought I was Kanye West in disguise and after I put the sunglasses on, I somehow became Kanye West for real. Soo...I would say things to her like "George Bush doesn't like black people." or "Chicago Southside" or "Diamonds are Forever"...I don't know...something people would think Kanye would say and this GIRL WAS TRIPPIN'. She REALLY THOUGHT I was Kanye. Hilarious Times. Ashlea had I think two full cups of Vodka and Cranberry and she was quite talkative but funny. Heather had a lot of drinks though but she wasn't that drunk. I had been drinkin' since before the party and then I had about 8 or 9 cups from the keg so I was pretty drunk by the time it's all over.
You know it's funny. As soon as I say "I'm on the ASU rowing team" or "I'm pledging Theta Xi", girls suddenly become very interested in what I have to say...like this one Latina girl who kept eyeing me all night. I know I know, you're saying "How do you know she was eyeing you if you weren't eyeing...blah blah blah blah"...I KNOW I KNOW. So anyway, I eventually went up to her and the following conversation ensued...
Me: Hi I'm Tony *extend for handshake*
Latina Girl: Hi I'm Ciana *lightls shakes my hand*
Me: You enjoyin' the party
Ciana: *with slightly sarcastic tone and head nod* Ya...you?
Me: Indeed
Ciana: *smiles a coquettish smile* Cool Cool...So you in this fraternity
Me: No but apparently I'm pledging it...
Ciana: Hm. Apparently huh? *her sarcasm is starting to seep through*
Me: Yea...
Ciana: That's cool...So how old are you?
Me: 18. And you?
Ciana: Hm. 22.
Me: Ah I see...
Ciana: *blatantly sarcastic tone* Sooo...if you're 18 then why do you still have a beer in your hand...They kicked everyone out who was under age....
Me: *cocky tone* Well you see Ciana, unlike most of my peers, although I am 18 in years I am much older in spirit...In fact I might be a little older than you...
Ciana: Ohhh really?? I doubt that seeing as you're 18 and all.
Me: Not in spirit.
Ciana: Ohh in spirit huh? You know you're kinda' cocky for an 18 year old...
Me: Not cocky. Just confident.
Ciana: Of course.
Me: You don't look that much older yourself. Why in fact I thought you were a 17 year old who had somehow snuck into the party.
Ciana: Nah I'm pretty sure I'm 22. But youuu...You're ONLY 18!
Me: And still this damn good looking.
Ciana: My My...You are VERY cocky.
Me: I thought we went through this. You know for someone who's 22, you don't process information very well.
Ciana: *smiles that underlying smile that says "You SON OF A BITCH!"* Don't get too excited now....I'm just stating an opinion.
Me: And I'm just trying to have a conversation.
Ciana: *blatant sarcastic tone* Yah I can tell. I saw you. Eyein me from across the patio.
Me: Likewise Ms. Ciana. Likewise.
Ciana: *coquettish smile* Okay. So what took you so long to come and talk to me.
Me: *smiles that "Checkmate" smile* I would have asked you the same but I figure I'd start it off by asking your name first before I actually attack your MO...
Ciana: My you are cocky...
Me: If you say so...
Ciana: *nods head and mutters* Only 18...
Me: Don't be too amazed...I still have 3 years of hard partying before I hit my mid-life crisis
Ciana: *laughs out loud* That was clever...
Me: Why thank you Ciana...
Ciana: *sips on her Vodka and cranberry while peering over the cup at me*
Ciana's Friend: Hey Ciana, we have to go...I'm tired...
Ciana: Alright *looks back at me* Well Mr. Tony, looks like this is the end of this wonderful conversation....
Me: It's not the end. Just a pause. I'll be seeing you again.
Ciana: Hm. *begins to walk away*
Me: Have a good night.
Ciana: Cocky and 18 and you're not even gonna ask for my number?!
Me: If you come here as often as I will be then I stand as before when I say, I'll be seeing you again.
Ciana: Hm. *begans to put a pouty look on her face but still manages to exit gracefully*
Moving along, Friday night was a frat party by Theta Xi. I went with Ashlea and 2 of her roommates, Ashley and Heather, who might I add are a hilarious bunch of girls. It was thrown as this guy, Cisco's house and somehow I suppose I received a bid for the Fraternity and I'm somehow pledging Theta Xi...*shrug* Anyway, so Cisco was cool and there were a lot of girls at the party and some girl who was drunk off her ass and wearing sunglasses took them off and put them on me and then she was like "OMG it's KANYE WEST!!!" Apparently she thought I was Kanye West in disguise and after I put the sunglasses on, I somehow became Kanye West for real. Soo...I would say things to her like "George Bush doesn't like black people." or "Chicago Southside" or "Diamonds are Forever"...I don't know...something people would think Kanye would say and this GIRL WAS TRIPPIN'. She REALLY THOUGHT I was Kanye. Hilarious Times. Ashlea had I think two full cups of Vodka and Cranberry and she was quite talkative but funny. Heather had a lot of drinks though but she wasn't that drunk. I had been drinkin' since before the party and then I had about 8 or 9 cups from the keg so I was pretty drunk by the time it's all over.
You know it's funny. As soon as I say "I'm on the ASU rowing team" or "I'm pledging Theta Xi", girls suddenly become very interested in what I have to say...like this one Latina girl who kept eyeing me all night. I know I know, you're saying "How do you know she was eyeing you if you weren't eyeing...blah blah blah blah"...I KNOW I KNOW. So anyway, I eventually went up to her and the following conversation ensued...
Me: Hi I'm Tony *extend for handshake*
Latina Girl: Hi I'm Ciana *lightls shakes my hand*
Me: You enjoyin' the party
Ciana: *with slightly sarcastic tone and head nod* Ya...you?
Me: Indeed
Ciana: *smiles a coquettish smile* Cool Cool...So you in this fraternity
Me: No but apparently I'm pledging it...
Ciana: Hm. Apparently huh? *her sarcasm is starting to seep through*
Me: Yea...
Ciana: That's cool...So how old are you?
Me: 18. And you?
Ciana: Hm. 22.
Me: Ah I see...
Ciana: *blatantly sarcastic tone* Sooo...if you're 18 then why do you still have a beer in your hand...They kicked everyone out who was under age....
Me: *cocky tone* Well you see Ciana, unlike most of my peers, although I am 18 in years I am much older in spirit...In fact I might be a little older than you...
Ciana: Ohhh really?? I doubt that seeing as you're 18 and all.
Me: Not in spirit.
Ciana: Ohh in spirit huh? You know you're kinda' cocky for an 18 year old...
Me: Not cocky. Just confident.
Ciana: Of course.
Me: You don't look that much older yourself. Why in fact I thought you were a 17 year old who had somehow snuck into the party.
Ciana: Nah I'm pretty sure I'm 22. But youuu...You're ONLY 18!
Me: And still this damn good looking.
Ciana: My My...You are VERY cocky.
Me: I thought we went through this. You know for someone who's 22, you don't process information very well.
Ciana: *smiles that underlying smile that says "You SON OF A BITCH!"* Don't get too excited now....I'm just stating an opinion.
Me: And I'm just trying to have a conversation.
Ciana: *blatant sarcastic tone* Yah I can tell. I saw you. Eyein me from across the patio.
Me: Likewise Ms. Ciana. Likewise.
Ciana: *coquettish smile* Okay. So what took you so long to come and talk to me.
Me: *smiles that "Checkmate" smile* I would have asked you the same but I figure I'd start it off by asking your name first before I actually attack your MO...
Ciana: My you are cocky...
Me: If you say so...
Ciana: *nods head and mutters* Only 18...
Me: Don't be too amazed...I still have 3 years of hard partying before I hit my mid-life crisis
Ciana: *laughs out loud* That was clever...
Me: Why thank you Ciana...
Ciana: *sips on her Vodka and cranberry while peering over the cup at me*
Ciana's Friend: Hey Ciana, we have to go...I'm tired...
Ciana: Alright *looks back at me* Well Mr. Tony, looks like this is the end of this wonderful conversation....
Me: It's not the end. Just a pause. I'll be seeing you again.
Ciana: Hm. *begins to walk away*
Me: Have a good night.
Ciana: Cocky and 18 and you're not even gonna ask for my number?!
Me: If you come here as often as I will be then I stand as before when I say, I'll be seeing you again.
Ciana: Hm. *begans to put a pouty look on her face but still manages to exit gracefully*